Now That I'm 60, Imma Get Me Some of That Niagara to Increase My Sex Drive!

Older Ignorantics can sometimes be the worst offenders. Why? because they have been speaking incorrectly for decades and no one has bothered to correct them.

Enter Uncle X who is entering his senior years and is ready to "get his groove on" and "sow his oats", but he needs something to help him...he needs that little nudge...that something extra that can turn an impossibility into a possibility...what does he need you ask? He needs that NIAGARA pill! That pill that will take him from the still waters of Lake City to the powerful, thrusting, gushing falls of Niagara..okay so I love visuals (and obviously so do Ignorantics), but you follow me, right?

Tomorrow, I am going to call Pfizer and suggest that Niagara is a much better name for their Viagra pill because of its descriptive effects!! I mean...people are more visual, right? I think I'm onto something...how do you like BenaComa (sounds like "in a coma"), the new name for Bendryl? [dialing McNeil now...] Uncle X, you done started something!!!! LOL!

Note: For the late bloomers, the incorrect grammar in the last paragraph was intentional.