Wednesday, August 29, 2012

More Ignorantic Signs...A High School


More Ignorantic Domain Names

More Ignorantic Domain Names [Click] Wow! Your domain name is supposed to be well thought out...I don't think these folks thought about these names at all!!!

My Dreams Are Finally Coming to Tuition!

With the rising costs of tuition these days, I can understand it if an Ignorantic's dream would be to get help with tuition.

For now though, I'll just ask him to wake me up when his dreams come to fruition.

Ignorantic Domain Names?

Ignorantic Domain Name?? [Click] It speaks for itself.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Stop Using Suppression as a Crutch!!!

You can catch some interesting conversation on a bus stop these days. One of my readers happened to be walking past a bus stop when he was treated to an interesting conversation started by a guy who was fed up with the system:

You know we have to take full responsibility for our actions...we have got to stop blaming things on "suppression"...

Ummm..."suppression"? Who or what is being suppressed? Might that be something you heard at the police station in reference to your 4th amendment rights? I would much rather attribute the sad state of affairs to "oppression" think that's what he meant?

What is Obama's Last Name?


Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Female Interwishings is a Powerful Thing!

Trending ALL OVER right now in Ignoranticville are these tweets. These tweets have been retweeted ad nauseam, they appear in Dumbest Tweets Ever, and they are showing up on Google as trending. So why is Ignorantics reaching such prominence? Because it has become a second language. Accordingly, if you are an Ignorantic, you can now say you are bilingual! 

Sidenote: My intuition tells me that these ladies have not been paying attention for awhile...[dropping head]

Ignorantic Homemade Signs!

Really? This is so ignorant that I'm rendered speechless!

Is it Possible to Misspell a Curse Word? Ask Momma Dee...

This video needs no introduction or commentary. It's just too IGNORANT for words...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Cream Abdul Jabar is a Legend!

This is Kareem Abdul Jabbar:

...this is ignorant:

You Are Painting a Bad Repertoire of Me!

REALLY? The things Ignorantics say when they are mad or worried may astonish you. This Ignorantic was worried about what was being said at the water cooler about her...her reputation was at stake; no wait, her repertoire was at stake!

I am beginning to put together a list of these Ignorantics for my repetoire! Dare I say any of these words publicly because it may paint a "bad reputation" of me!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Fruit...the new Appledeziac!

I've just been informed by one of my well meaning friends (via email) that fruit is an "appledeziac" [I was careful not to misspell it].

Take a bite and let me know.

Those Hot Flashes Are a Sign of Metal Pause!

Ladies, when you start metal pausing, instead of grabbing a towel, GO FOR THE GOLD!

Beam him up Scottie! SMH

Watch out for those Alter Eagles!

[sigh] ...and if she could grow wings and fly, I bet that would alter your life, right? Ignorantically speaking, of course...

Monday, August 6, 2012

Corporal Tunnel, Corporate Tunnel, and Carpool Tunnel!

Take your pick, all of these tunnels are tunnels heavily traveled and spoken by Ignorantics, and all three of these tunnels aren't leading to a good place. Just typing this blog gave me carpal tunnel! Carry on...

Sunday, August 5, 2012

I Think I'll Purchase a Chester Drawer from Rooms to Go!

A Chester Drawer? Really? Is this a new collection of furniture? Someone enlighten me...please.

Always Take Antibiotics for Shrek Throat

This summer, one of my students called me to explain that she would not be able to make it to the last summer session class because she had "shrek throat". I asked her to repeat it because there was a slim chance that her diagnosis was something unknown to me. Once again, she repeated "shrek throat". She went on to say that the doctor "subscribed" antibiotics to treat her infection and that she would be fine in about 2 weeks.

I advised her that she would be excused from the session because strep throat is highly contagious. I also told her to continue to take the "subscriptions" and read plenty of magazines because the treatment process can be a BEAST. I think it's safe to assume that she loves animated films. Carry on...

Thursday, August 2, 2012

BET's Sunday Best 2012: Faiff That Conquers

You gotta have faiff!!! That darn "th" will get them every time! The judges' comments are priceless.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

I Want a Vera Wings Wedding Dress!!!

Pictured to the left is designer, Vera Wang. Among many other things, she designs beautiful wedding gowns.

I just got a text message from one of my readers who is employed by David's Bridal, and she said that an Ignorantic customer walked into the store this evening saying that she wanted a "Vera Wings" wedding dress.

Two guesses on what will be served at the reception. Done.