Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hello Everyone...Meet La-a!

This caption speaks for itself. Ignorantics is now hemorrhaging into name selection. I hope this is not the real picture of this child.

Ok...who said ignorantics can't incorporate punctuation into their language. Well, here it is right here. "The dash don't be silent!" This child's name is La-a (pronounced Ledasha). This is a little scary because it is another level of ignorantics that I rarely ever see: ignorantical punctuation. I do have one suggestion for family members, hospital personnel, vital records representatives, and/or anyone who may come in contact with an ignorantic while they are in the process of name selection. Explain to the person selecting the name that if they have to explain the name by asking English-speaking people to ignore the rules of grammar and punctuation, they should abandon the name. If that doesn't work, take the steps to spell the name correctly, defying the ignorantic and saving the life of the child. Chances are the won't ever glance at the birth certificate again.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Palin May Have Set Things in Motion for a Historical Breakthrough!

This morning, I was reading that Merriam-Webster may in the near future place "accepted" words or strange hybrids in the dictionary. All of this prompted by one of the most popular political Ignorantics, Sarah Palin. WOW, who would have thunk it! Her little ignorantic this summer, "refudiate" is Merriam-Webster's "Word of the Summer" and it is not a word!

I guess you could say that's one small step for Merriam-Webster; one giant leap for Ignorantics!....Here is the link to the article: http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/2684990,CST-NWS-palinword08.article