Friday, May 31, 2013


This is not a very welcoming message...

Tank You!!!!

Remind me to think twice about buying a cake at Carvel! 

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Happy Birday to You!

There is a reason this cake is in the freezer...

Come to My Groj Sale!

If they put this much time into the sign, I wonder what is for "sail"?

Congration!!! You Done it!


Where is this bakery located? And is it too much to require that they have a dictionary nearby for words they can't spell?

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Phy Beta Kappa? A Story of Triumph Wrapped in Ignorantics By Local TV News

Graduate Leland Shelton is congratulated as he is acknowledged by President Barack Obama during his 129th commencement ceremony address at Morehouse College Sunday, May 19, 2013, in Atlanta. After a difficult childhood Shelton graduating Phi Beta Kappa and is on his way to Harvard Law School. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

This is a great story about overcoming obstacles to rise to outstanding achievement. His story was worthy of mention in a Commencement speech. He earned it. However, in his home town of Baltimore, that was "slightly" diminished by the way a local news reporter chose to write about the honor: The Story of Leland Shelton

Shame on you Mary Bubala. Phy? Why?

Congratulations Shelton!!!!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Ignorantics Fashion Spotlight: Dwayne Wade

Ok, so I had to crop this for a reason. That reason will become clear in the next shot.

Gabby, please tell your man to get out of your closet. Are those your pants that look like capris on him? Great basketball player...poor fashion choice...Welcome to Ignorantics Dwayne!

BTW, I am not a fashion designer, but I really do not like that pin straight leg look on men. Please designers stop this madness!!!!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Child Ignorantics Can Be So Cute!

This is a cute story that one of my readers shared with me. I call it Child Ignorantics but back in the day it was called "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Story Link: Child Ignorantics

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

I Need Some AA Aqualine Batteries for the Remote Control

A friend, who shall remain nameless, just asked me if I had any AA aqualine batteries for the remote control. I really don't need to continue the story...

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Lil Man Saids He Knows What Telekinesis Means!

This is one of those posts that speaks for itself. 

Well, at least she spelled telekinesis correctly! Oh, and why are we happy that a young child knows about telekinesis?

On another note, I watch their reality show and this little fella is very bright. She's just being a proud Ignorantic Momma!