Sunday, November 27, 2011

All Unwanted Emails Go Into the Meat Folder

One of my readers just informed me that her mother said that "she set up her email so that all unwanted emails went to her "meat folder". **crickets**

Using that logic, I guess all my health-related emails should go to the vegetable folder....

I can't call this one y'all....

I Need To Find a Babysitter for my Chow!

No, I'm not referring to the dog on the left, and I am sure this Ignorantic was not referring to the dog either BUT in her perfect ignorantic world, the little boy she gave birth to is her "chow"....and she needed to find him a babysitter.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Ignorantics are Serving Up Cram-bury Sauce & Collar Greens for Thanksgiving!

Ignorantics run rampant during the holidays. You will find them in the "licka stores", the "grocelery" stores, and in the "Walmarx" shopping for all their little holiday treats. 

Well, today was no different. While in the grocery store, I overheard an Ignorantic talking about making her famous "cram-bury" sauce with nuts. I'm sure it taste good but does it sound good? Does she have to "cram" in the time to make this dish? Maybe she thinks her guests will "bury" themselves in her tasty treat on Thanksgiving Day! Who knows...

Oh, but wait....does this tasty vegetable conjure up any memories of  Thanksgiving Day? It does for me. It is one of my favorite vegetables, but when I was shopping today in the grocery store, I ran into an Ignorantic who wanted to "dress up" this vegetable. She wanted to give it some swag, some pizazz, a little extra flavor...

Ready? POP YOUR COLLARS and get ready to serve up "collar greens" on Thanksgiving Day!!! That's right, I said "collar greens".... let's not try to figure this one out y'all because we wouldn't want to ruin our appetite.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

People Need to Know About Event Educate!

People need to know about "event educate"? Really?

Need a minute? I understand...I can't even begin to explain this one.

...but I will say this...I think good event etiquette should also include speaking properly...I'm just sayin'....

Ignorantics: Oldies BUT Goodies

How many Ignorantics do you know that have had “wing” worms?

or chicken “pops”?

and then there were the Ignorantics who wore “bracelets” on their teeth...

Gotta love these oldies BUT goodies!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Protein ALERT: Have You ever Tasted Human Beans?

Now, I have tasted baked beans, pinto beans, navy beans, red beans, green beans...but "human beans"?

I learned about this recent addition to the bean family just the other day. I understand "human beans" can be difficult to take sometimes, at times not very digestible, but they come in all shapes, sizes, and flavors...

I hope this new addition to the protein family will prove healthy for all human beings.