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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Treating the "Cheerykey" Indian with RESPECT starts with spelling their NAME Right!


Last night, I received an email that stated that African Americans are not the only minority that is treated badly. The person went on to write "I feel sorry for the Cheerykey Indian because they were hear first and we took there land from them! Where's there 40 acres and mule?"

*sigh*

Friday, July 26, 2013

I Want to Go And Pond My Ring! I Need The Money!

When Ignorantics hijack the English language, often there is no rhyme or reason for the speech, but in this example, I think there may be an explanation.

Perhaps, this Ignorantic was swimming in debt, so she had to POND her ring!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Am Going to Make Peach Cobblett!

My readers are consistently putting family members on blast, and mothers or fathers are not immune. One of my readers, just sent me a text stating that her mother called her and said "I have to go to Walmarx to get the ingredients for my peach cobblett!"

Monday, July 22, 2013

Ignorantics On The Hairline

Here you all go again with these etch a sketch hairlines! So ignorant!

I Got Golds and Dreams!

"There's GOLD in the them thar hills"...and in the case of this Ignorantic, her golds cannot be fulfilled until she reaches the top of that hill!

You are nothing without golds!

His Breath Really Stinks...He Has House-a-tosis!

I was talking to a friend today about her new male friend. She told me that she doesn't like him because he has a bad case of  "house-a-tosis"

To avoid a vehicular maneuvering failure from this ignorantic assault, I safely pulled over and asked her to repeat her statement...and said again "He has house-a-tosis!" *head spinning* 

I can't call this one y'all, but I think it's safe to say that his breath was so bad that she felt like she was under HOUSE ARREST.

Charles Barkley....YOU ARE AN IGNORANTIC!!!

I have officially inducted Charles Barkley into the Ignorantic Hall of Shame.

Forget about the subject matter of his speech and focus JUST ON his "speech". I dare you not to go through a bottle of Percocet! OMG!!! This was painful! Who knew this man spoke so poorly? Good grief, did he matriculate at any college? Link to Video: Charles Barkley Talks About the Zimmerman Trial

It's The Attack of the Ignorantic Tattoo Artist Again!!!!

All I can say is WHY???

Benjamin Banneker is Rolling Over in His Grave!

There are no excuses for this! *sigh* This is unACCEPTable!

Friday, July 19, 2013

NIKE Gets the Corporate Ignorantics Award!

Thanks to Buzzfeed...another corporation has been exposed as an Ignorantic! Link: Carolina Panthers Story

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Brazilian Kids Learn English By Correcting Celebrities' Grammar on Twitter












Beware Celebrities...Ignorantics is no longer the only gig in town prowling for your grammatical errors on Twitter. Now, there is a new kid on the block; well, actually new kids on the block, and they are from Brazil! 

Kids learning from Ignorantics? Who knew?

Read entire story here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/brazilian-school-kids-have-been-learning-english-by-correcti

Sunday, July 7, 2013

You Must Teacher those Illegitimate Kids that Don't Know Nothing!

Talking about "lost in translation"...Well, let me cure your headache and take a stab at this..She meant to say "You must teach those illiterate kids that don't know anything!" *ThePotCallingTheKettle*

This story came from one of my readers who is a teacher. She was having a conversation with a woman named CentsayTive pronounced "Sensitive", a cashier at Walmart. CentsayTive was complimenting the reader for pronouncing her name correctly. *sigh*

Well, remember, it does take a village!!!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

On Delta Airlines, some of the Stuartists Serve up Racism!

...well, at least this passenger thinks so! 

Note: Discrimination is a very serious issue. I am not blogging about the allegations of racism or discrimination. I am only blogging about the way in which this incident was communicated on this video. Obviously, all stuartists are not created equal.