Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Okay, first...my mother always told me to respect my elders, BUT damn lady..."using the Lord's name in vein"? What were you thinking about when you typed this? The blood of Jesus? and then to add insult to injury, you go and try to pluralize "mouths" and call it "mouves"!
I think a prayer if intercession would be in order...
Now, ladies and gents, no place is sacred when it comes to bad grammar and ignorantics. A place of healing and anonymity can easily be turned into a den of rampant ignorantics. One of my readers, a drug counselor reported that one of the addicts at a local NA meeting happily announced that she was just hired as a paraplegic at a local law firm.
Paraplegic? Really? I wonder what the paralegals have to say about this new employee?
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
This is an oldie but goodie Ignorantic favorite that I am bringing out for one last encore before 2012. It was uttered by a Narcissistic Ignorantic who could not get it through her thick head of "waste-length" hair that this was NOT a typo.
Carry on....don't "waste" your time trying to figure out why she didn't get it!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
I almost caught pneumonia laughing at this. Carry on...
Today, I went to the Safeway to get some last minute things for our first Christmas BBQ Dinner when I heard over the loudspeaker the following message:
Today we have a special on our "pondsetters". Buy one "pondsetter" and get (2) FREE.
As soon as she announced it, folks were running over to that area to grab their (3) poinsettia.
The only reason why everyone knew what she was talking about was that she said go to the floral department to pay for the "pondsetters". It really was a great deal, but the Ignorantic manager who announced the sale should NEVER be allowed to make in-store announcements again.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Now she may not have had this (pictured left) kind of coat in mind, but I think this little puppy would appreciate a good "Fleas" coat instead of this cutsie pink "fleece" coat that her owner purchased for her.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Ok...so I am watching the show "Hardcore Pawn" tonight and this came on. All you have to do is watch while this young lady tries to pawn her grandmother's "Travaski Crystal Ring". When the pawn shop manager tries to correct her, she gets indignant with him and then watch what happens...This is Ignorantics at its best!!!! [Warning: There is some explicit language]
Monday, December 12, 2011
Well, shower singing goes to a whole new level when an Ignorantic grabs the mic, or should I say the shampoo bottle? One of my readers sent in a story of her Ignorantic Man who is a professional shower singer (professional in his mind only) and this is how he sang one of the lines from the Temptations hit, "Ain't Too Proud To Beg" :
“ I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME! BUT I REFUSE TO LET YOU GO. IF I HAD TO BEG & PLEAD AT THE SYMPHONY.. [STATION BREAK/PAUSE: they rest was unintelligible she said, probably because he didn't know the words] AIN'T TO PROUD TO BEG, BABY, PLEASE DO LEAVE ME GURL!”
Really??? Leave Him! Leave Him! While You Can!!!!!
Monday, December 5, 2011
I wonder which one is quicker? I think I'll ask the Ignorantic who said this. I may be shocked about how the answer will affect my "presents".