Monday, August 29, 2011

Harry-canes Can Bring Out the Worse in People!

Folks can't we at least be able to pronounce the things that could potentially have our power out for days? damage our property? cause flooding?

This little ignorantic was something I overheard in 7-Eleven the day after the hurricane.

Another "shaking my head" moment...I won't bother to analyze it...I just can't.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Who Knew That Earthquakes Came From Libya

This videotape needs no introduction. Mr./Miss/Mrs. Ashanti Staten says it all...the earthquake we experienced on Tuesday came from Libya, and to make matters worse...she needed to get a "street shoutout" Cash Cab Style for the name of the leader (or former leader) of Libya...

Remember y'all...GOD is coming.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Special Topic: Ignorantics for Prophets, there was some hesitation on my part about posting this, but I am going to let my readers be the judge here.

A blogger named Awesomely Luvvie blogged today that she found something very interesting on Juanita Bynum's Facebook page. According to the blogger, it appeared that Juanita Bynum was speaking in tongues on her Facebook status. Here is the link to the Blog [and when you go on the Blog, make sure you click the link for Bynum's Facebook page]:

The "status" that this blogger is referring to can be found on August 17, 2011. I only read three posts. There could be more, but I had to stop reading; it was just too much.

What do you think? Is Prophetess Bynum speaking in tongues on her Facebook status? If so, then...well, I'm going to have to "shout" her out as an Ignorantic....'cause speaking in tongues is reserved "FOR SPEAKING" not "TYPING" on your Facebook status.....

Monday, August 22, 2011

I Will Due As I Pleas...

Have you seen this one yet? I need to say "THANK YOU" to two of my readers for this gem.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I See Seats on Both Sides of the Owl!

You can find Ignorantics everywhere...especially in church. Our latest Ignorantic was looking for seating in church and exclaimed "I see seats on both sides of the owl!"

Note to this Ignorantic: Honk the next time you see that BIG-EYED two legged creature in church, ok?

Have You Ever Been in the Mist of Doing Something?

I know that ignorance can be bliss, but can it also be misty? Can you get wet from ignorance? Well, the other day I got sprayed from a comment made by an ignorantic on a local radio show.

In response to a question about household chores, this ignorantic answered "Well, I was in the mist of doing my vacuuming when I discovered..."


Monday, August 8, 2011

Who Knew That a Facebook "POKE" Could Be a Form of Flotation!

WOW! Poking can be fun on Facebook as long as it is a form of flirtation. When it becomes a form of flotation, the waters become a little murky...

The Ignorantic who uttered these words needs a life preserver...

In Memoriam Ignorantis

This Memorial Expression was sent to me from one of my readers.

Here is the Memorial Quote: 
"Thank You For The Good Times and Unvaluable Memories. You'll Alwayz Be in My Heart, In My Mind, And My Prayers. I Can't Find Ther Words To Say How Much I Miss You!....Rest in Peace".
Usually when Ignorantics say that they can't find the words...they really mean that. If the person who passed away "will alwayz be in your heart, mind, and prayers", why are the memories so unvaluable? Why did you spell his name wrong? [I redacted the name]

Special thank you to the reader who sent this to me. This has truly been another invaluable Ignorantic experience.

Monday, August 1, 2011

You Minus Well Go Head of Me...

As I was standing in the checkout line in Target, management decided to open a new checkout across from me due to long lines. Once the announcement had been made to open a new line, the woman standing in front of me uttered  "Go minus well go head of me".

Well, this equation is not that difficult to figure out. This particular Ignorantic must be a mathematician!