In Memoriam Ignorantis

This Memorial Expression was sent to me from one of my readers.

Here is the Memorial Quote: 

"Thank You For The Good Times and Unvaluable Memories. You'll Alwayz Be in My Heart, In My Mind, And My Prayers. I Can't Find Ther Words To Say How Much I Miss You!....Rest in Peace".

Usually when Ignorantics say that they can't find the words...they really mean that. If the person who passed away "will alwayz be in your heart, mind, and prayers", why are the memories so unvaluable? Why did you spell his name wrong? [I redacted the name]

Special thank you to the reader who sent this to me. This has truly been another invaluable Ignorantic experience.

Happy Memoriam Day!

Holidays and national days of commemoration are not off limits for the Ignorantic. So, this weekend when I was in Giant getting the Ribs for out cookout, I was treated to an Ignorantic phrase in Aisle 5.

This was an older Ignorantic who was having family over for a cookout, and she was shopping for the food. She was on her Bluetooth (something that annoys me to no end when you are in a store shopping), and she said to the other person on the phone "I am in the Giant picking up some last minute things for our Memoriam Day cookout". I could tell from the look on her face that the person listening corrected her; to which she responded "whateva".

A special thank you to that caller. You believe in intervention. You care. Thank you for trying. Baby steps...baby steps...