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Monday, March 26, 2012

After that Long Meeting, We Will Return to Our Adjourning Rooms

Makes sense, right? When the meeting is adjourned, that's when folks get the opportunity to return to their adjourning rooms?

Adjourning...to defer or postpone to a further time...Adjoining rooms...a hotel room that shares a wall with another hotel room. I can say it three times and click my heels, and I still can't make sense of it...or maybe I can (that's what is so scary)

Carry on...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

I Will be Glad When You Get Tender, Professor!

One of my colleagues just called me and said that a student told him that she "will be glad when he gets tender"!

Now, he does have quite a reputation for being a tough Professor, but I think it's gonna be awhile till he gets "tender"! However, when he does get "tenure", that student will be the first to know!

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Straight From the iPhone Cam....

People who read the Ignorantics Blog are everywhere...ignorant people cannot escape my readers.     My readers are armed with iPhones, iPads, Blackberries, Smartphones and scanners on the spot.

Case in point...one of my readers in Hampton, VA. snapped this pic from his iPhone as he stood in line at the supermarket.

Can you spot the Ignorantics?

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Next Week is Spring Brake at South Oak Cliff High School!

I am a firm believer of proofreading. Proofreading becomes especially relevant when we post signs, posters, or any message to be viewed by the masses. This sign to the left was put together by a high school.

"Spring Brake"?? Really?? Sign poster, you need to be sent to detention where you will write the words "break" and "brake" 100 times and use each word in a sentence. Ok, well maybe that's too harsh...let's just say they should stay away from signs!!!!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I Wanna Pawn My Two-Tone Rose Gold Earrings!!!!

Can you feel me? I wanna pawn my FAKE earrings that are changing colors for $200! Yeah, I know they are two colors...that's because they are two-tone rose GOLD fool! Jesus take the Wheel! Every time I watch this show an Ignorantic takes center stage!

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Video Speaks For Itself....Ignorantics on SPEED!


I honestly don't think I have seen anything this ignorant in a long time! It is a clip from a Lifetime TV Show called "One Born Every Minute" and trust me, in this clip they were not talking about the baby!!!! Ignorantics running amok!

Did You Know that Jewish Males Wear Hanukkahs on their Head!

The height of disrespect is when Ignorantics start messing with folks' religion. This next Ignorantic called me from his job excited because he saw an African American kid with a "Hanukkah" on his head!

A Hanukkah? Really? Did you get so excited that you thought it was the holidays? or do these two words just sound alike to you?

I'd like to rationalize this, but I just can't...

Sunday, March 11, 2012

How Many of You Own a Marianne-Webster Dictionary?

Ladies and gents...I have just been informed that Merriam-Webster's twin sister just released an Ignorantic version of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, but it is called the "Marianne-Webster Dictionary".

This revelation came to me via a girlfriend who was boasting that she just purchased the Marriane-Webster Dictionary as a birthday gift for her son. I wonder if the words are different. I suspect that the G & C Merriam Company and the descendants of Noah Webster would not find this amusing.

Carry on...

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: You Can NOW Learn How to Speak Mexican & Puerto Rican!

Spanish may be the third most widely spoken language on the planet, but the new second language for my latest Ignorantic is "Mexican" and "Puerto Rican". That's right folks...you can now speak Mexican and Puerto Rican; well, at least this Ignorantic thinks so. He told me that he was looking for someone who could speak both Mexican and Puerto Rican because it would make them a more well-rounded candidate for a job.

In light of this latest revelation, I would like to challenge all of my readers to find a class where Mexican and Puerto Rican are being taught. I'm sure that class is going to be very interesting. I wonder if any Spanish-speaking people will take the class?

I'm Not Computer Swaavy!

Who knew that being computer saavy could also give you swagger...well, I think my latest Ignorantic would agree with that statement because when asked about how to maneuver on the computer, he replied "I don't know...I'm not computer swaavy."

Classic Ignorantic move to mix up swagger with saavy (actually, its more like a defiant act of transposition)...either way, this Ignorantic is going to get the unflinching SIDE-EYE for this statement...

Sunday, March 4, 2012

I Am in a Bad Move Today!

WOW!!!! I know that folks are on a budget these days but this "duck tape" move takes the cake!

I started out wanting to tell you about this Ignorantic who was in a "bad move" after having a bad day, but after viewing this picture, I think these Ignorantics are having both a "bad move" and a "bad mood"...who would have thought there would be a double entendre in Ignorantics!

Carry on...