Monday, March 26, 2012
Adjourning...to defer or postpone to a further time...Adjoining rooms...a hotel room that shares a wall with another hotel room. I can say it three times and click my heels, and I still can't make sense of it...or maybe I can (that's what is so scary)
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Now, he does have quite a reputation for being a tough Professor, but I think it's gonna be awhile till he gets "tender"! However, when he does get "tenure", that student will be the first to know!
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Case in point...one of my readers in Hampton, VA. snapped this pic from his iPhone as he stood in line at the supermarket.
Can you spot the Ignorantics?
Thursday, March 15, 2012
"Spring Brake"?? Really?? Sign poster, you need to be sent to detention where you will write the words "break" and "brake" 100 times and use each word in a sentence. Ok, well maybe that's too harsh...let's just say they should stay away from signs!!!!
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Can you feel me? I wanna pawn my FAKE earrings that are changing colors for $200! Yeah, I know they are two colors...that's because they are two-tone rose GOLD fool! Jesus take the Wheel! Every time I watch this show an Ignorantic takes center stage!
Monday, March 12, 2012
I honestly don't think I have seen anything this ignorant in a long time! It is a clip from a Lifetime TV Show called "One Born Every Minute" and trust me, in this clip they were not talking about the baby!!!! Ignorantics running amok!
A Hanukkah? Really? Did you get so excited that you thought it was the holidays? or do these two words just sound alike to you?
I'd like to rationalize this, but I just can't...
Sunday, March 11, 2012
This revelation came to me via a girlfriend who was boasting that she just purchased the Marriane-Webster Dictionary as a birthday gift for her son. I wonder if the words are different. I suspect that the G & C Merriam Company and the descendants of Noah Webster would not find this amusing.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
In light of this latest revelation, I would like to challenge all of my readers to find a class where Mexican and Puerto Rican are being taught. I'm sure that class is going to be very interesting. I wonder if any Spanish-speaking people will take the class?
Classic Ignorantic move to mix up swagger with saavy (actually, its more like a defiant act of transposition)...either way, this Ignorantic is going to get the unflinching SIDE-EYE for this statement...
Sunday, March 4, 2012
I started out wanting to tell you about this Ignorantic who was in a "bad move" after having a bad day, but after viewing this picture, I think these Ignorantics are having both a "bad move" and a "bad mood"...who would have thought there would be a double entendre in Ignorantics!