Monday, April 25, 2011

Did You Graduate From a "Credited" University?

What is Your College's Beacon Score? Does your college have a 700 score or higher? Well, this may not be a discussion you have amongst friends, but apparently some Ignorantics have been discussing this recently.

No one let them know that there is a difference between an "accredited" University and a "credited" University. I guess it does not beg the question...

Happy Berfday Ignorantics!!!!

Today is the birthday of the creator of Ignorantics....aren't you gonna wish her a "Happy Berfday"?

Monday, April 18, 2011

"I Feel as Doe..."

Ladies and Gents, this is a doe....well, at least to those familiar with the animal kingdom, it is a doe, but to Ignorantics, the word "doe" is used quite frequently and they are not talking about a deer or money. They are using "doe" in place of "though".

The word "though" should be used to say "in spite of the fact" or "although", but that little technicality has completely escaped the Ignorantic. I am sure that those who are reading this have heard the "doe bomb" dropped or they say it themselves. It is what I would refer to as a classic Ignorantic. If you know a frequent "doe" offender, cut out a picture of Bambi, paste it onto an index card and when they drop the "doe bomb" whip out your flash card with Bambi. If they smile, then you have a level one Ignorantic (a casual offender/lazy speech offense); however, if they appear dazed and confused like a doe in the headlights, then...well, I think you can figure this one out. #lostcause

Monday, April 11, 2011

He Purposed and I Got the Ring to Prove it!

Ahhhhhhh....Ain't love grand? He gets down on one knee, pulls out the diamond ring, and then...he "purposes to you"!

Well, this may not have gone down this way when you got engaged, but one of my readers just called her fiance out because he got down on one knee and said "Will you merry me?" By the way, she is certain he said "merry"; then he went on to say that he thought long and hard about how he was going to "purpose" to her.

The happy couple is planning a September wedding; let's hope the wedding ceremony will run smoother than the purposal!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ho Ho Ho The Pickles!

Well folks...there is a new brand of Ignorantics on the rise...It's called Ignorantapreneur! Sitting in our prime time spot for this new honor is restauranteur, Lakita Evans, and her new restaurant in Waco, Texas called "The Fat Ho Burger". Well, before you completely recoil at the sound of the name, it is important to note that (1) she is a 23 year old African American respect her gangsta; (2) the customer line is out the door; and (3) check out her clientele! Yes, this is ignorant, but damn those Ho Burgers look good!

Hey Lakita, I'm going to look you up (in the Yellow Pages) the next time I fly over Waco, Texas! Sorry Boo...but I'm proud of you though!

More Ignorantic Tattoos...It Ain't Ignorant Unless it's Permanently Misspelled!

Apparently, chivalry died with this tattoo artist!

Awww...yes...the tattoo artist who doesn't know how to use contractions...where would Ignorantics be with or without an apostrophe?

Look hands! and not enough fingers to correctly spell "You're" either! What is an ignorantic tattoo artist to do? Well, improvise of course...and at the expense of this person who proudly and permanently proclaims "Your Next!"

This is an example of how far an Ignorantic will go for the TEAM! Nothing says "Ignorantic" like an entire back of tattoo art that is misspelled.

I'm not sure what happened here...perhaps, "M" Confusion...he or she lost their place? lack of direction?

Poor Grandfather...your grandchild or his tattoo artist chose to memorialize you in this ignorantic way...Rest in peace? I think that in this instance "R.I.P" should stand for "Rise in Protest"!

"ToMarrow Never Knows?" Really?...and this tattoo artist doesn't know either!

Only an ignorantic tattoo artist can mess up a profane gesture...

I have to give this ignorantic tattoo artist some credit. He or she got the verb tense correct but the spelling is wrong...go figure!

Note: Can someone invent spellcheck for these ignorantic tattoo artists? Perhaps the tattoo pen can vibrate when they are about to misspell a word? or perhaps, the tattoo pen can come with an Auto-Correct feature...Help me out here...