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Sunday, November 15, 2015

A NEW Fashion Accessory!

A few days ago, my friend called me to let me know that she was heading to NYC to go shopping. During the conversation, she exclaimed "...and I am going to buy you these cute fish neck stockings that I say the last time I was in NYC". Well, I researched this accessory, and I found the picture to the left. Pretty sure that was not what she was talking about!

Friday, October 30, 2015

This Little Man is Doing Much Better Since...

...he ditched that IVY BAG! Shame on your Momma for posting this!

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Low Blood Platinums Can Be Troublesome!

What could be worse than having low blood platelets? Well, perhaps having "low blood platinums" Sounds rich, right? A special thank you to one of our readers for turning in another family member. #EveryFamilyHasAnIgnorantic #OurReadersAreOurBiggestContributors

Let's Boil Caught!

Really?????

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Ignorantic For President 2016! [You Have to See This!]




Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Imagine My Shock When I Discovered That My Neighbor...

Uncle Bob is at it again! He was highly upset upon learning that his African American neighbor was a "notarypublican"! 

Well, Uncle Bob, I don't know if your neighbor is a notarypublican, but I am able to authenticate that you are an Ignorantic. Now, that's something that I can put a stamp on and sign!

Momma said "You Can't Trust Uber Because..."

One of my readers just turned in her mother once again (she will remain nameless because when it comes to family, we will grant anonymity). Well, when discussing whether she should use the Uber service, her mother said "You can't trust Uber because some of those drivers could be pedoflyers; I'm scared for you."


I'm gonna let this marinate...

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

The Wedding Party in the Club That Went Horribly Wrong...





Monday, September 14, 2015

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Lookout Fios...You Have a New & Improved Customer!

Who says you can't expand your horizons? We all should do that from time to time, but one of my readers just informed me that a student came into her office proclaiming that she needed to "expand her Verizons"! Picture that?

Monday, August 3, 2015

They Didn't Even Try...

Meanwhile, off the road in East Texas, a local farmer...

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Ignorantics and Bondage

There's something about bonding with his brother that reminds him of bondage...I guess???

Ignorantics and the United States

Is it too much to ask that we ALL know the 50 states in the United States?

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Ignorantics Survey

Create your own user feedback survey

The Recent Movie Theater Shootings in Lafayette, LA...

A received a voice message from a friend yesterday about the recent movie theater shootings. My friend suggested that the theaters install medal detectors. I'm going to stop here.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Ignorantics and...two ends!



Had to put this out here! People is too disrespectful
Posted by Mussy Walker on Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Twitter is Where You Go to Seek Amenities!

I had a discussion this morning with a friend who was quite disturbed about the state of social media. She stated that Twitter was a forum for cowards, and it was also a place where people who are opinionated seek amenities...[long pause] Ok, so we all know she was not talking about the amenities you receive at a hotel, but given the statement and her level of education (doctorate), I think she would want to remain "anonymous". #ConsiderThatDone

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Standing in...

I think this post could use an alignment.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Ignorantics Make The Worst Bakers!


Can anyone guess what instructions were given to the baker?

Friday, May 1, 2015

For The Smartest Person in the Class! This is Sweet!

And this was a cake for the smartest person in the class? #Disrespectful

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Running Aarons is Busy Work!

I take some small comfort in knowing that he knows how to spell Aaron. #AndThatsAll

A Stachew?

I'm howling with these wolves!

I Don't Think Lyndon B. Johnson Would Appreciate this...

I can only pray this error was caught before the event, but something tells me that it was not.

Can I Interest You in Some All Ofs?

Why have all ofs when olives are so much better!

Ignorantics Funny...the AutoCorrect Bug

It happens to the best of us!

Monday, April 27, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

WOW...It Really Sucks to Be Him!



When your baby momma get shot & she leave you stuck with the kids
Posted by Dex Jones on Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Best Bacon Ever!

Perhaps this is why you shouldn't purchase bacon at Woolworth's.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

This is Comma Abuse!








I'm pretty sure this is NOT on the contraction list, but just in case I am wrong, please take a look: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/grammar/contractions/list.shtml

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Gotta love those "figthing" Irish at Notre Dame!

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Will You Leave a Comment?

Go ahead...please leave a comment for this person!

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Are You Going to Watch The Fight on Paper View?

Phonetic speller or victim of auto-correct? Either way, what happened to proofreading? Is that a dead concept in social media?

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Tapping the Breaks!


The act and the "word" make this classically Ignorantic!

Made to Order Pizza...Ignorantic-Style

Well, it may not look all that great, but this is made to order!