Thursday, August 29, 2013

I Need Some Masculine Tape to Tape Up This Box!

There is nothing like that good ole masculine tape for taping up a box. It's strong, it's durable, and's Ignorantic!!! Really??? Masculine tape???

Somebody get me some masking tape so that I can tape these Ignorantic mouths wait, I can't do that; I'd lose material!

Have You Ever Had Chicken Pops?

No, but I haven't had chickenpox either. Folks, can't we get the childhood diseases correct. #PleaseAndThankYou

Monday, August 19, 2013

He's a Candidate for the Hair Club...He has a Receiving Hairline!

When I get these Ignorantics, I try to make sense out of it...this one I can actually explain. 

The speaker was thinking that the guy with the receding hairline needed to wait in a line to receive some hair! That is why it's a receiving hairline! Get it??? LOL...

I Have A Rewarding Job...I'm Working With Kids With Alexis!

Oh this is a tough one. How do we confuse Dyslexia with Alexis? Look close.

Shame On You Victoria Secret!

And we NEVER will! Shame on you Victoria Secret!

I'd Rather Chop My Own Head Off and Watch My Ass Die!

"I'd Rather Chop My Own Head Off and Watch My Ass Die!"

One of my readers just emailed me and said that their grandfather said this in response to being asked to do something that he would NEVER do. Is it Ignorantic? Probably not, but it is damn sure funny!!!!!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

During Childbirth they always Cut the AndBuildAdaCord!

I've run out of explanations for this level of ignorance. All I can do is cry...