Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
"If you park in this parking lot and your not visiting our daycare your vehicle will be TOAD, learning academy
Posted by Ignorantics at 7:39 PM
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Well, thanks to YOU Ignorantics, this term is now in Merriam Webster as a "nonstandard". Once again, giving prominence to IGNORANCE.
Is this a losing battle? Are we losing the war against improper English usage? I need comfort...a hug...
Now, you see what you Ignorantics have done? You were so persistent in your use of this word that you have forced Merriam Webster to include it in their volume as a "nonstandard". This means that Merriam Webster has recognized IGNORANCE and given it prominence.
I am so mad at you all!!
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Interest Elba? Really? Well, after the girlfriend finished rolling her eyes and snickering at the obviously misplaced compliment [I won't bother describing him because other than the height and complexion, he looked nothing like Idris Elba], she asked him "You look like who?" He said "Interest Elba...Interest Elba from The Wire"! She snickered again and said "You mean, Idris Elba and you don't look like Idris or Interest!"
Monday, July 23, 2012
- intended to get a tattoo of an Olympic torch with the Olympic logo, the words “Olympic Torch Bearer” above the logo and “London” below it. She got most of what she asked for with only one minor issue — “Olympic” was spelled “Oylmpic.” Whoops
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Well, meeting after meeting, she kept dropping ignorantic bombs without warning, and at the end of every meeting, we all left bloodied and feeling assaulted. So for therapy and to soothe each other, we started a game. Write down every word Dean _____ butchers during the meetings, and sure enough, by the end of every meeting, we all had a pretty lengthy list. Now that she no longer works at our University, I can call her out and thank her for being the inspiration for this Blog.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
...but before I go, how many of y'all pronounce "cheese" like "cheeze"? *hollering*
“This is my outline for _________. It is not a detailed outline, mostly because I do not work well without lines. However, as I further develop the outline, I will email you my progress.”
“I would like to know if I am aloud to miss class today. I have a doctor’s appointment.”
And then:"Judith, I just wanted to let you know that I am preying for you and your father…Hey Seuss is a wonderful healer…”
“I know that you have been threw alock, so please know that my prayers are with you and your family”
Posted by Ignorantics at 10:39 PM
Friday, July 20, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
Posted by Ignorantics at 12:03 AM
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Here's a clue: If you type the word and wait a few seconds and suddenly a red squiggly line appears under your "made-up" word, then right click the word and a list appears with some suggestions for the correct spelling. If this doesn't help, then go back to my original Ignorantic cheat that I posted in 2010. Google "apocolips"...wait a few seconds and this will appear at the top of your search "Showing results for Apocalypse" EUREKA!!!!
Now, don't you feel much better!
Posted by Ignorantics at 7:41 AM
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Now, I could not ignore the generator on the trunk. Does the battery work in the car or are they using the generator as a battery? Is this there home while the power is out? a mobile cooling center?
Can this get any more ignorant? Don't answer that!
Posted by Ignorantics at 1:32 AM
Monday, July 9, 2012
Tonight, Erica Dixon's Mama made a reference to having some
"long jeopardy"...pause [sigh] Really Mama? Long Jeopardy? If you keep talking like that, I doubt that this show will have any longevity! but then again, it probably will...
Posted by Ignorantics at 10:11 PM
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Sunday, July 8, 2012
This next Ignorantic is fed up with the crime. He is tired of turning on the daily news and hearing about these senseless acts of violence. The recent case of the man who committed cannibalistic acts towards a homeless man in Florida really got him ticked. He texted his cousin and began his typo rant: "...all these hennyous crimes make no sense, I think these criminals who commit hennyous crimes should be punishable by deaf!
Really? I think you were drinking some Henny when you texted this message? and furthermore, do they really have to lose their hearing because they committed these "hennyous" crimes? Isn't that cruel and "unuseful"..oops, I mean unusual?
Posted by Ignorantics at 12:51 AM
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Apparently, one Ignorantic has, and he has been attending the "visuals" for years because he is always talking about it. These events must have had a profound effect on him. Very enlightening...
Posted by Ignorantics at 8:33 AM
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
By the way, Boris is fine but that ain't no epiphany [grammar slur intentional]; it's just a fact! Kudos though for spelling epiphany right.
Posted by Ignorantics at 10:02 PM
Monday, July 2, 2012
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Sunday, July 1, 2012
Our first Ignorantic, a grandmother, is scared because she does not know how she is going to pay her "lecric bill" during this heatwave.
Our second Ignorantic and a repeat "offenser" on this Blog is know for talking about her "electwisity" bill!
Lawd, betwixt and between all these Ignorantics over heat is are folks fit to be tongue tied over all these Ignorantics.
The elderly can butcher some English, but you gotta love grandma, right? Y'all stay cool out there in this "heatwage"!
Posted by Ignorantics at 1:01 PM
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