What is Your Budget for the Physical Year?

Ladies and gents, this is how it all began. I was sitting in a College meeting and the former dean started the meeting by saying she wanted to "talk about the budget for the new physical year". At first, I thought she was trying to be funny because I could not imagine that a Dean , let alone a PhD., would talk like this.

Well, meeting after meeting, she kept dropping ignorantic bombs without warning, and at the end of every meeting, we all left bloodied and feeling assaulted. So for therapy and to soothe each other, we started a game. Write down every word Dean _____ butchers during the meetings, and sure enough, by the end of every meeting, we all had a pretty lengthy list. Now that she no longer works at our University, I can call her out and thank her for being the inspiration for this Blog.