My Lecric Bill Has Been High Since This Heatwage Began!

Today's Ignorantic post is a double-doozy inspired by family Ignorantics over all this heat on the east coast.

Our first Ignorantic, a grandmother, is scared because she does not know how she is going to pay her "lecric bill" during this heatwave.

Our second Ignorantic and a repeat "offenser" on this Blog is know for talking about her "electwisity" bill!

Lawd, betwixt and between all these Ignorantics over heat is are folks fit to be tongue tied over all these Ignorantics.

The elderly can butcher some English, but you gotta love grandma, right? Y'all stay cool out there in this "heatwage"!