Monday, March 28, 2011

Ignorantics Suffer From Pre-Minstrel Syndrone (PMS)

Ladies, we suffer through many things but I think we can ALL relate to premenstrual syndrome or PMS.

However, if you are an Ignorantic, you have never had symptoms from premenstrual syndrome; instead, you have suffered from pre-minstrel syndrone. That's right...pre-minstrel syndrone! Cramps in Black Face!

I'm not going to try to explain this's just plain ignorant!

Monday, March 21, 2011

Forgive Ust Our Deps, As We Forgive Those Who Trespast Ust...

Folks, I have tried hard to keep Ignorantics out of the church but I think we all know that the church is where many Ignorantics seek shelter, refuge,, I know the Bible tells us to "come as you are" but does that mean all correct grammar to be damned? 

Yesterday in church, I could not let several Ignorantic-laden verses of the Lord's Prayer get past me. So, I ask: Who amongst us does not know the words to the Lord's prayer? Well, apparently, this woman did not:

..."Our Fava, who art in heaven, holla it be my name, they kingdom come, they will be done, on earf, as it is in heaven,  give ust this day our daily break, and forgive ust our deps, as we have forgiven those who trespast ust, and lead ust not into temptation, but deliver ust from evil, for wine is the kingdumb and the powered and the gloried, for eva and eva...Amens you had me at "deps"...and "wine is the kingdumb"...folks, now let me take a close look at this one...maybe she is an alcoholic and she is getting some of her AA recitations mixed up with the Lord's prayer? Maybe she wants to be delivered as she is confessing with her tongue? Maybe she wants God to know her heart? or just maybe, she is just an Ignorantic and this is how they say grace at her home and pray at her church.

The Bible says in Isaiah 55:6-7-Let him turn to the LORD, and he will have mercy on him, and to our God, for he will freely pardon.

God, if you pardoned her for the way she recited the Lord's prayer, then please pardon me too for writing this.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

"I Didn't Intend to Have Dis Many, It Just Happened..."

This video clip needs no introduction or set up. The father and these mothers are both Ignorantics. He has a minimum wage job and some of the mothers receive $1.98 a month in child support. Is there a better example of an Ignorantic this "yur"...

Monday, March 14, 2011

All Ignorantics Be Tapping That Head!!

Ladies...nothing says IGNORANTICS more than a weave-wearing woman with an scalp itch! Now, that must be one hell of an itch, if you have to assault your head like that to get rid of it! This woman is rubbing her nose, her eyes, her face; it is hard to watch! 

...and DIZL28 [the person who posted this video], you are ignorant for editing this video with sound effects that sound like someone is "tapping that azz" instead of "tapping that head"!

Suggestion: Try Benadryl for Weaves; they sell it in all the beauty supply stores in the Ignorantics aisle! LOL!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Before I Kiss You, I Need to Put on Some Lip Bomb!

They say that all lip balms are not created equal, and that is due in part to the fact that Ignorantics don't use lip balms; they use "lip bombs". Ever heard of them? They moisturize your lips and give them an "explosive" feeling!

While in Rite-Aid yesterday, an Ignorantic cashier who was on her job, quickly informed me, before checkout, that the "lip bombs" were on sale for 50 cents...well, needless to say, it was an detonating offer I could not refuse!