They say that all lip balms are not created equal, and that is due in part to the fact that Ignorantics don't use lip balms; they use "lip bombs". Ever heard of them? They moisturize your lips and give them an "explosive" feeling!
While in Rite-Aid yesterday, an Ignorantic cashier who was on her job, quickly informed me, before checkout, that the "lip bombs" were on sale for 50 cents...well, needless to say, it was an detonating offer I could not refuse!
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