Wednesday, October 29, 2014

That Day of Reckoning Has Finally Come!

Let me begin by reluctantly acknowledging that my mom is an Ignorantic.

Yesterday, when telling her that Stevie Wonder was expecting triplets with his 25-year old fiancee, she replied "I wonder if she was taking any utility drugs". So, I repeated the statement (an exercise I do often with Ignorantics), and she immediately corrected her statement arguing that the meds she's taking for insomnia were to blame. Though it is true that multiple births are a lot of work, I failed to see the utility is the use of the term in this example. BTW, have I ever mentioned that denial is the first stage of Ignoranticism?#IfYouSaySoMommy #SideEye

*music playing* Today, I join an elite group of Ignorantics readers who turn their mothers in to Ignorantics regularly.

If you have any desire to read the article on Stevie Wonder, here it is:

I Keep Getting An Era Message

Sent a link to a friend for the IRS. She replied by stating that when she clicked the link, and she "keeps getting this era message". I guess we live in an era where folks don't proof before they sibmit!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

More Ignorantic Signage...

Just when you thought that being important was enough...

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Your Cousin Had a Heart Attack and Died...They Weren't Able to Revise Her!

One of my readers just told me that one of her relatives called to tell her that her cousin had a heart attack, and the paramedics were unable to "revise" her.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Obama is what??

...and what are you Ma'am?

From Intellectual to Ignorantic in One Sentence!

Gotta love the Four Fs: Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding, and well...whatever. I sounds good, right?

Monday, October 13, 2014

Ignorantic Hairstyles

I Can' I won't...but I did. #Done

More on Ebola

I wish folks would Google the word "Ebola" so that we can be spared this ignorance.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Hotdogs Anyone?

No, thank you. The visual kinda turns me off...

Who Knew That Feminism Was a Religion???????

This kind of ignorance makes me want to hide.

Microsoft WORD has a NEW Font!

Sorry Ariana, but they know not what they do...

Sue of Side? Really?

No comment.

Thank You Lord?

This is inexcusable. I've always said, if you don't know the words to a quiet; that includes typing the wrong words. Our (Her) apologies to Bishop Walter Hawkins.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Strin Beem Crasserole

I'm in Sam's Club and two Ignorantics are discussing their Thanksgiving menu in the frozen foods section, then one of them says that she is going to make a strin beem crasserole for Thanksgiving. #Why

I Don't Know Where to Start!

Ok...The statement on the banner is ignorant enough, then when I started reading the comments, I noticed the comment posted underneath the picture. Here is a brief synopsis of her story: 

"An obese mother-of-two who lives on benefits says she needs more of taxpayers' money to overhaul her unhealthy lifestyle. Christina Briggs, 26, says she hates being 160 kilos but she can't do anything about it because she can only afford junk food. Meanwhile, exercise is out of the question because she doesn't have the funds to join a gym."

Friday, October 3, 2014

Ebola For President

Meanwhile, in a town, far far away, Keisha thinks Ebola is the President of the continent of Africa...

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Do You Know Anything About Kanye Pepper?

I decided to do a detox and called one of my natural products sisters to get the recipe for the "Lemonade Diet". Well, she began to list the ingredients, and then she added "...and you also need to add a pinch of Kanye Pepper". I repeated it "Kanye Pepper?" She said "Yes, Kanye Pepper". So being the flip person that I am, I asked "So, Kanye is selling spices now?" She responded "No, this spice has been out for years, before he was born!" Then, I said "Ok, because you pronounced it like his name" She replied "that's right, it's not spelled like his name, it just sounds like it". *blank stare*

Ignorantics Perp Walk

I watched this entire video with my mouth open...needless to say the folks on this video do not know that "they have a right to remain silent".

Funeral Ignorantics

Why? Just why?

Wednesday, October 1, 2014