His Breath Really Stinks...He Has House-a-tosis!

I was talking to a friend today about her new male friend. She told me that she doesn't like him because he has a bad case of  "house-a-tosis". 

To avoid a vehicular maneuvering failure from this ignorantic assault, I safely pulled over and asked her to repeat her statement...and said again "He has house-a-tosis!" *head spinning* 

I can't call this one y'all, but I think it's safe to say that his breath was so bad that she felt like she was under HOUSE ARREST.