Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hello Everyone...Meet La-a!



This caption speaks for itself. Ignorantics is now hemorrhaging into name selection. I hope this is not the real picture of this child.
 



















Ok...who said ignorantics can't incorporate punctuation into their language. Well, here it is right here. "The dash don't be silent!" This child's name is La-a (pronounced Ledasha). This is a little scary because it is another level of ignorantics that I rarely ever see: ignorantical punctuation. I do have one suggestion for family members, hospital personnel, vital records representatives, and/or anyone who may come in contact with an ignorantic while they are in the process of name selection. Explain to the person selecting the name that if they have to explain the name by asking English-speaking people to ignore the rules of grammar and punctuation, they should abandon the name. If that doesn't work, take the steps to spell the name correctly, defying the ignorantic and saving the life of the child. Chances are the won't ever glance at the birth certificate again.

6 comments:

  1. This is a travesty, we have gone from the LaTashas to the crack babies named Lexus, and now this...you need to share this with Professor James Collier over at actingwhiteblogspot!

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  2. Well, if you think thats ignorant, take a look at this...kudos to Dr. Collier @ Acting White Blog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAWv0e4m9U&feature=player_embedded

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  3. How do you pronounced LAUVENTRIA???

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  4. Sounds crazy, but look how far she got...

    Lauventria RobinsonV.P. - Diversity Business Development at Coca-Cola USA

    Current•V.P. - Diversity Business Development at Coca-Cola USA
    •VP - Diversity Business Dvlpmt at Coca-Cola
    Past•Marketing Manager at American Express
    •Associate Brand Manager at Kraft Foods
    •Asst/Associate Brand Manager at General Foods
    see less...
    Education•University of Pennsylvania - The Wharton School
    •Cornell University

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  5. Still a Ghetto name, no matter how much education!

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  6. Oh no...you made another mistake...not only did you say it wrong the first time but you spelled it WRONG in your subject heading it's Le-a not La-a; although I think the child's MOther was in LaLa Land when she concocted that man and after reading the "news" about the irrate Mother, I wanted to cover my ears and sing Lalalalalalalala...I don't hear you as there was more chatter and commentary about the posting...Oh Boy...What are we ever to do...

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