Momma Why?

Ok, so why am I mad at this Momma?

Help???!!

Jesus be the front teeth and ear plugs. I'm done.

Because of the Stroke, She Will Need to Go into a Nursery Home!

Now, I have been told that the elderly tend to revert to infantile behavior in their senior years, but do they really belong in a nursery after a stroke? Seems cruel....*shrugs*

These Boots Were Made For Walking?

If I didn't know better, I would swear I was watching a deer that had just been hit by a car.

That HELL was BIG! Size of a Quada Doggone!

Sweet Brown has competition. This will be remixed and auto-tuned within the hour. Not to mention the fact that the ignorantics will hit you like hail!

She had a Tubal Litigation Procedure...

I could probably put Steve on this blog every week because of his constant ignorantics, but I had to blog about one of his latest ignorantics. Well, this morning on his radio show, he referred to a procedure woman have done as "tubal litigation". Of course, he was quickly corrected by Shirley Strawberry, but darn Steve....tubal litigation?? Really??

What??? This House Has a Kitchen With a Pan Tree!!!!

Not sure what a pan tree looks like, but if you are looking for a home with one, here it is: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/apa/3635607911.html

That was a Races Comment!

When you log onto your Facebook account 

and discover that someone left a comment 

that states: "Your comment is very races". 

What do you do?

Ignorantic Song: Keyshia Cole (Love)

                                   this "hurted" me...

                                    "Love"

[Verse 1]

I used to think that I wasn't fine enough
And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough
But I won't waste my time tryin' to figure out
Why you playing games, what's this all about
And I can't believe,
You hurted me
I met your girl, what a difference
What you see in her
You ain't seen in me
But I guess it was all just make-believe

[Chorus]

Oh, Love
Never knew what I was missing
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you......
Love
Never knew what I was missin'
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you.....

[Verse 2]

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
So empty
My heart, my soul can't go on
Go on without you....
My rainy days fade away when you,
Come around please tell me baby
Why you go so far away
Why you go...

[Chorus]

Love......
Never knew what I was missin
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you......
Love
Never knew what I was missin'
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you.....

Who would have known.
I'd find you.

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
So empty
My heart, my soul can't go on
Go on baby without you....
Rainy days fade away
When you come around
Say your here to stay
With me boy
I don't want you to leave me
I need you.........

[Chorus]

[fade out]

Ignorantic Song: Lil Mo (Lucky Her)

                                                             "Lucky Her"

[Verse 1:]
When you was my man you didn't understand.
You didn't have a clue.
It was all brand new to you.
That I need love too.
You put your boys before me.
Constantly ignored me.
Didn't do nothing for me.
Now it's another story.
Oh, no I'm not hating but I am just saying cuz...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (Hmmm)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her)(Hmmm)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her)(Ohhh)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)(She's so)

[Verse 2:]
(I)
Thought I would walk down the aisle.
(I)
Thought I would have your child.
(I)
Thought I would be the one that always made you smile.
But then it came what's her name outta nowhere taking my place.
After I made you half of the man you are today.
She'll get all the credit baby.
And I can't forget baby.
We cool.
(We cool)
It's cool.
(It's cool)
I won't trip.
(I won't trip)
It's all good.
(It's all good)
But I got one last thing to say to you.
No, I'm not hating but I'm just saying cuz, oh...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down. (You said you settled down)
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (What does all that means?)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her) (How could you do this to me?)
You don't hang out no more. (No no)
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her) (She's so lucky)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)

Bridge:
What does all of this means?
Why you do this s*** to me?
Was it really all that bad?
That you had do me like that.
I'm still tryna figure it out if I even had the chance.
No, I don't hate you but I am so damn mad.
Ohhhh...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (She's so lucky)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her) (Woah...)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her) (Lucky her)
You said that you're a better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her) (Lucky her)

Ignorantic Song: Charlie Wilson (There Goes My Baby)

"There Goes My Baby"

I was rolling in my car when I pulled up at the mall
Couldn't find a place to park, threw my keys to the valet
I was only there to hang, wasn't lookin' for a thing
I was just about to bounce and then I saw Miss. Lady
Then I said to myself

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

She was coming out the shoe store
Pretty little thing, a couple of bags in her hand right in front of Macy's
And then I saw her at the food court
Sipping lemonade, conversating on her cell phone
Looking so amazing, and I said to myself

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

She gon' wear my ring, she gon' take my name
Take her to the cookout, me and her gon' hang
Take her to my mama house, meet Smokey and them
If she need her hair done see my cousin Carol

I'll treat her like a queen, give her everything
She will be my girl till we old and gray
And I knew it from the moment
That I saw her lovely, lovely face

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

When you talk me it makes me so
Crazy, crazy, crazy, it's blowing my mind
That you give me some of your time

I Don't Know Where to Begin...

The Performing Arts Quire Will Perform

Wait...I think my FOAM is ringing!

I completely forgot about this Ignorantic until one of my readers emailed me and said that her co-worker stated that her "foam" was ringing...can anyone shed light on this?

Bathrooms can be so "Possessive" these days!

Gotta love that apostrophe...[or not]

How Dare You! I am a Heterosapian!

If you ask me, this lady has a heck of a lot more to worry about besides being called a homosapien!

Have You Ever Tasted Sour Crotch?

Who is the first person who comes to mind when you hear the word crotch? The guy pictured to the left? Well, when I hear any reference to crotch, I immediately start thinking of Michael Jackson. It was his signature move, right?

But what I don't want to see or hear is a reference to crotch when you are talking about something edible. Enter our next Ignorantic. Well, one of my readers just informed me that while at work last week, she overheard two of her co-workers talking about a meal they cooked. One said that she made "Roast Pork and Sour Crotch".

I don't think I will ever look at sauerkraut the same way.