Have you ever heard of Far Wood?

I wonder how far I have to travel to get it?

Congradulations Subway! You Are The Ignorantic Advertiser of the Month!

So, I went to the Subway to buy a sandwich, and what do I see featured prominently on the door as I am about to exit? This sign on the left. 

I get it, but then again, I don't. How many people would agree that this encourages Ignorantics? This is NOT the way to spell "Congratulations"! "Commence and Party"? Really Subway??

Twitter is on Fire with Ignorantics (or is it racism) OVER the Paula Deen Case!

Racist or Ignorantics? Don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself...#PaulasBestDishes

Here is the story behind the tweets: The Paula Deen Story

New Ignorantic Business Owner

I'm excited for this new business owner, but usually you don't owe any money until after you've made your purchase, right? 

Congratulations Taco Cabana! I OWE you for this great Monday morning laugh!

Can't We All Just Get Along?

It's 2013, and we are still "bussing" each other in the heads with bottles?
Media Takeout, I need you to do better. #PleaseAndThankYou

Ignorantic Father of the Year: Orlando Shaw

Where do I begin? Y'all take the journey with me. This is Ignorantics at its best!

I Don't Know Why She is Trying to Be So Property, She Forgot Where She Came From!!!

This is another reader turning in a family member. Her Ignorantic aunt gets a flag on this play...the NO TRESPASSING sign for her ignorantics...

I think I understand what she means because I will never forget the day that my aunt accused me of forgetting where I came from...and trying to act "proper"; however, I have never been accused of acting "property"! 

When you get this comment hurled at you, you better OWN it!

Kiddie Ignorantics...The Next Installment

Today, I attended a women's business luncheon and one of the ladies at my table was telling this story about her 5-year son. She said that her kids are trained to use hand sanitizer around the house. However, her 5 year old son calls it "hanitizer".

*hollering* #TooCute

Maryland is known for its Dungeon Crabs!!!

Watch out for those Ignorantic seafood lovers! When they are hungry, anything may come out of their mouth. 

Enter the Ignorantic crab lover who swears that the best DUNGEON CRABS on the planet come from Maryland!

Psssst...I think the State of Washington may disagree because the Dungeness crab hails from their state!

After a long day at work, all I want to do is go home and decompose...

Have you ever had one of those days that you are so tired you can't think straight? Well, the subject of my post was so tired, she said that she just "wanted to go home and decompose." 

Yikes! Personally, I'd much rather decompress!...She must have been DEAD tired!!!!

Relax, it's a Halloween mask!