My Head Hurts From This Post

I have nothing...

Imagine My Shock When I Discovered That My Neighbor...

Uncle Bob is at it again! He was highly upset upon learning that his African American neighbor was a "notarypublican"! 

Well, Uncle Bob, I don't know if your neighbor is a notarypublican, but I am able to authenticate that you are an Ignorantic. Now, that's something that I can put a stamp on and sign!

Momma said "You Can't Trust Uber Because..."

One of my readers just turned in her mother once again (she will remain nameless because when it comes to family, we will grant anonymity). Well, when discussing whether she should use the Uber service, her mother said "You can't trust Uber because some of those drivers could be pedoflyers; I'm scared for you."


I'm gonna let this marinate...

The Wedding Party in the Club That Went Horribly Wrong...

What Kind Of Bird Is This?

I tried it his way but still didn't follow this. Does he have a southern accent perhaps?

I Just Met an Ignorantic who Proudly Proclaims That He Is...

Such an elitist...

What's in a Decimal?

I guess they have different math over at Bank of America!

She Has a Favorite Rapist??????????

No words needed for this...

Lookout Fios...You Have a New & Improved Customer!

Who says you can't expand your horizons? We all should do that from time to time, but one of my readers just informed me that a student came into her office proclaiming that she needed to "expand her Verizons"! Picture that?