Ignorantic Song: Charlie Wilson (There Goes My Baby)

"There Goes My Baby"

I was rolling in my car when I pulled up at the mall
Couldn't find a place to park, threw my keys to the valet
I was only there to hang, wasn't lookin' for a thing
I was just about to bounce and then I saw Miss. Lady
Then I said to myself

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

She was coming out the shoe store
Pretty little thing, a couple of bags in her hand right in front of Macy's
And then I saw her at the food court
Sipping lemonade, conversating on her cell phone
Looking so amazing, and I said to myself

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

She gon' wear my ring, she gon' take my name
Take her to the cookout, me and her gon' hang
Take her to my mama house, meet Smokey and them
If she need her hair done see my cousin Carol

I'll treat her like a queen, give her everything
She will be my girl till we old and gray
And I knew it from the moment
That I saw her lovely, lovely face

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

There goes my baby, there goes my destiny
Onliest one for me, there goes my baby
There goes my baby, she gon' be the one
We gon' fall in love, we gonna have some babies

When you talk me it makes me so
Crazy, crazy, crazy, it's blowing my mind
That you give me some of your time

I Don't Know Where to Begin...

The Performing Arts Quire Will Perform

Wait...I think my FOAM is ringing!

I completely forgot about this Ignorantic until one of my readers emailed me and said that her co-worker stated that her "foam" was ringing...can anyone shed light on this?

Bathrooms can be so "Possessive" these days!

Gotta love that apostrophe...[or not]

How Dare You! I am a Heterosapian!

If you ask me, this lady has a heck of a lot more to worry about besides being called a homosapien!

Have You Ever Tasted Sour Crotch?

Who is the first person who comes to mind when you hear the word crotch? The guy pictured to the left? Well, when I hear any reference to crotch, I immediately start thinking of Michael Jackson. It was his signature move, right?

But what I don't want to see or hear is a reference to crotch when you are talking about something edible. Enter our next Ignorantic. Well, one of my readers just informed me that while at work last week, she overheard two of her co-workers talking about a meal they cooked. One said that she made "Roast Pork and Sour Crotch".

I don't think I will ever look at sauerkraut the same way.