Friday, March 22, 2013

These Boots Were Made For Walking?

If I didn't know better, I would swear I was watching a deer that had just been hit by a car.

That HELL was BIG! Size of a Quada Doggone!


Sweet Brown has competition. This will be remixed and auto-tuned within the hour. Not to mention the fact that the ignorantics will hit you like hail!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

She had a Tubal Litigation Procedure...

I could probably put Steve on this blog every week because of his constant ignorantics, but I had to blog about one of his latest ignorantics. Well, this morning on his radio show, he referred to a procedure woman have done as "tubal litigation". Of course, he was quickly corrected by Shirley Strawberry, but darn Steve....tubal litigation?? Really??

Monday, March 18, 2013

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

That was a Races Comment!

When you log onto your Facebook account 

and discover that someone left a comment 

that states: "Your comment is very races". 

What do you do?

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Ignorantic Song: Keyshia Cole (Love)

                                   this "hurted" me...

                                    "Love"

[Verse 1]

I used to think that I wasn't fine enough
And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough
But I won't waste my time tryin' to figure out
Why you playing games, what's this all about
And I can't believe,
You hurted me
I met your girl, what a difference
What you see in her
You ain't seen in me
But I guess it was all just make-believe

[Chorus]

Oh, Love
Never knew what I was missing
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you......
Love
Never knew what I was missin'
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you.....

[Verse 2]

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
So empty
My heart, my soul can't go on
Go on without you....
My rainy days fade away when you,
Come around please tell me baby
Why you go so far away
Why you go...

[Chorus]

Love......
Never knew what I was missin
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you......
Love
Never knew what I was missin'
But I knew once we start kissin'
I found..... I found you.....

Who would have known.
I'd find you.

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
So empty
My heart, my soul can't go on
Go on baby without you....
Rainy days fade away
When you come around
Say your here to stay
With me boy
I don't want you to leave me
I need you.........

[Chorus]

[fade out]

Ignorantic Song: Lil Mo (Lucky Her)

                                                             "Lucky Her"
[Verse 1:]
When you was my man you didn't understand.
You didn't have a clue.
It was all brand new to you.
That I need love too.
You put your boys before me.
Constantly ignored me.
Didn't do nothing for me.
Now it's another story.
Oh, no I'm not hating but I am just saying cuz...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (Hmmm)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her)(Hmmm)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her)(Ohhh)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)(She's so)

[Verse 2:]
(I)
Thought I would walk down the aisle.
(I)
Thought I would have your child.
(I)
Thought I would be the one that always made you smile.
But then it came what's her name outta nowhere taking my place.
After I made you half of the man you are today.
She'll get all the credit baby.
And I can't forget baby.
We cool.
(We cool)
It's cool.
(It's cool)
I won't trip.
(I won't trip)
It's all good.
(It's all good)
But I got one last thing to say to you.
No, I'm not hating but I'm just saying cuz, oh...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down. (You said you settled down)
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (What does all that means?)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her) (How could you do this to me?)
You don't hang out no more. (No no)
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her) (She's so lucky)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her)
You said that you're better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her)

Bridge:
What does all of this means?
Why you do this s*** to me?
Was it really all that bad?
That you had do me like that.
I'm still tryna figure it out if I even had the chance.
No, I don't hate you but I am so damn mad.
Ohhhh...

[Chorus:]
You said you settled down.
And doing the family thing.
(Lucky her) (She's so lucky)
You say that you're all grown up.
And you don't do childish things.
(Lucky her) (Woah...)
You don't hang out no more.
And you don't stay out no more.
(Lucky her) (Lucky her)
You said that you're a better then.
And that you're a better man.
(Lucky her) (Lucky her)