Thursday, January 2, 2014

How Old is The Earth?

A moment of silence for $afiyyah please...

Do You Ever Have Interior Motives?

At least we know what's "inside" his heart.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

When TOO Much is Just TOO Much...

Good grief, and to appear on a reader's timeline just before our TOP TWENTY IGNORANTICS for 2013. #Irony

The TOP TWENTY Ignorantics for 2013

Every year, we ask our readers to submit their favorites for the TOP IGNORANTICS for the year. It's a difficult decision, but someone has to do it! Well, here it is [BTW, I encourage you all to look through the Archives and enjoy the walk down Ignorantics lane]:

1. Quiet, I Need to Make a Mute Point 
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/01/quieti-need-to-make-mute-point.html

2. Egg-zackly!
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/01/egg-zackly.html

3. New Year's Revolution
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/01/here-is-my-new-years-revolution.html

4. During Clementine weather, we cannot...
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/01/ever-heard-of-clementine-weather.html

5. Someone call a blacksmith, I'm locked outside my office
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/01/somebody-call-blacksmith-im-locked-out.html

6. Submitting your annointed bibliography
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/02/submitting-anointed-bibliography-might.html

7. You Get Your College Transcriptions from the Register's Office
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/02/did-you-know-that-you-can-get-your.html

8. Aboarding a Baby
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/02/aboarding-baby-can-be-tough-decision.html

9. She's getting a Tubal Litigation (Steve Harvey)
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/03/she-had-tubal-litigation-procedure.html

10. Coupons on my Salad
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/04/i-love-coupons-on-my-salad.html

11. The Raft of GOD!
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/04/grab-your-oars-because-raft-of-god-is.html

12. During Childbirth...cut the AndBuildAdaCord
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/08/during-childbirth-they-always-cut.html

13. Cancer of the Limp Notes
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/09/she-has-cancer-in-her-limp-notes.html

14. Slavery vs. Hall A Cost
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/10/slavery-vs-hall-of-cost.html

15. He Must Have a Speech Peppermint
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/10/he-must-have-speech-peppermint.html

16. I'm Constipated...I Need to take an Entenmann's
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/11/help-im-constipatedi-need-to-take.html

17. You Have No Calm & Sense
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/11/sum-of-yall-need-to-use-more-calm-sense.html

18. Ignorantic Names: Jhada
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/12/more-ignorantic-names-jhada-and-wait.html

19. That's a Races Comment
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/03/that-was-races-comment.html

20. She is Bi-Poland
Link: http://ignorantics.blogspot.com/2013/04/i-think-she-may-be-bi-poland.html

Cemetery Glamour Shots

Nothing says "Happy New Year" like a glamour photo at the cemetery! [Side Note: Grave markers aside, this is a nice picture.]

Sunday, December 22, 2013

You Know You Are An Ignorantic When...

...a hashtag with your name is started due to your ignorance. Now, twitter is going in on this woman for this unbelievably ignorant tweet. Justine, now that you've been fired, REST IN IGNORANCE. You deserve it.

Hashtag Link: #HasJustineLandedYet