What Kind Of Bird Is This?

I tried it his way but still didn't follow this. Does he have a southern accent perhaps?

I Just Met an Ignorantic who Proudly Proclaims That He Is...

Such an elitist...

What's in a Decimal?

I guess they have different math over at Bank of America!

She Has a Favorite Rapist??????????

No words needed for this...

Lookout Fios...You Have a New & Improved Customer!

Who says you can't expand your horizons? We all should do that from time to time, but one of my readers just informed me that a student came into her office proclaiming that she needed to "expand her Verizons"! Picture that?

They Didn't Even Try...

Meanwhile, off the road in East Texas, a local farmer...

Ignorantics and Bondage

There's something about bonding with his brother that reminds him of bondage...I guess???