The Best Ignorantic Post in 2011 Goes To....

It doesn't get any better than this folks! Happy New Year and please tell all of your friends about Ignorantics in 2012! THANK YOU!

Y'all Have Got to Stop Using the Lord's Name in Vein!

This Ignorantic was an older woman who thought she was admonishing younger folks who were using profanity on Facebook. She boldly interrupted a thread by saying "Now, y'all have got to stop using the Lord's name in vein! Everything is GD this and GD that...watch your mouves!"

Okay, first...my mother always told me to respect my elders, BUT damn lady..."using the Lord's name in vein"? What were you thinking about when you typed this? The blood of Jesus? and then to add insult to injury, you go and try to pluralize "mouths" and call it "mouves"!

I think a prayer if intercession would be in order...

I Just Got a Job as a Paraplegic for a Law Firm!

Ignorantics are everywhere....in your school, at your job, in your family, and YES, in the Narcotics Anonymous meetings too!

Now, ladies and gents, no place is sacred when it comes to bad grammar and ignorantics. A place of healing and anonymity can easily be turned into a den of rampant ignorantics. One of my readers, a drug counselor reported that one of the addicts at a local NA meeting happily announced that she was just hired as a paraplegic at a local law firm.

Paraplegic? Really? I wonder what the paralegals have to say about this new employee?

Let's Neill and Pray...

While most of us kneel and pray to a supreme being...our Narcissistic Ignorantic prefers to "Neill and prey" and she doesn't understand that this is also NOT a typo. Readers, I think these ignorantics will have us shaking our heads well into 2012....

Carry on...

Ciara is Sportin' Her Waste-Length Hair!

This is an oldie but goodie Ignorantic favorite that I am bringing out for one last encore before 2012. It was uttered by a Narcissistic Ignorantic who could not get it through her thick head of "waste-length" hair that this was NOT a typo.

Carry on....don't "waste" your time trying to figure out why she didn't get it!

What if Your Child Catches Ammonia For a Pair of Shoes?

Once again, a video clip that needs no commentary. However, there is one young lady who commented about the long lines folks were standing in to get these shoes and she said "What if your child get ammonia trying to get a pair of shoes?" Ammonia? Really?

I almost caught pneumonia laughing at this. Carry on...

Christmas BOGO SALE: Buy One Pondsetter and Get Two Free!

Today, I went to the Safeway to get some last minute things for our first Christmas BBQ Dinner when I heard over the loudspeaker the following message: 

Today we have a special on our "pondsetters". Buy one "pondsetter" and get (2) FREE.

As soon as she announced it, folks were running over to that area to grab their (3) poinsettia.

The only reason why everyone knew what she was talking about was that she said go to the floral department to pay for the "pondsetters". It really was a great deal, but the Ignorantic manager who announced the sale should NEVER be allowed to make in-store announcements again.

Carry on...