Ignorantics

Ignorantics is speech, written and oral, derived from ignorance and the act of expression is the "antics". This blog is dedicated to the Ignorantics who are casual and chronic offenders. In this blog, I will share stories and commentary about individuals who find themselves in either of these categories. I would also like to inform my readers that all of the stories that I share on this Blog are “REAL” stories but the names of the Ignorantics have been changed to protect the ignorant! © 2010-19.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Submitting an Anointed Bibliography Might Get You into Heaven But It Won't Get You a Better Grade

So, I was grading papers yesterday, and I got more than I bargained for...I asked that the students include an annotated bibliography after the reference list, but instead, this student submitted an "anointed bibliography".

Pray for her please.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Kelly Rowland on the Red Carpet - Oscars 2013

Last night, Kelly Rowland was at the Oscars interviewing celebs as they walked the red carpet. She looked stunning, but some of the things coming out of her mouth were just as stunning. For example, while she was interviewing Zoe Saldana about her role as Nina Simone, Kelly states: "...and I know that you are excited about the new BIO PIC!"

Wow...Kelly, did you say BIO PIC? It's called a biopic "gurl". Thank you and please.

[Updated] Guess What? It would appear that Kelly may have been correct in her pronunciation. Check this out: Macmillan Dictionary of Pronunciation (Biopic)

My Neck is So SAW!

Meanwhile, this ladies' neck is sore.

One of my readers just informed me that one of her Facebook friends posted this: "my neck is saw".

Ignorantics slay me with their conjugation of adjectives.