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You Know You Are An Ignorantic When...

...a hashtag with your name is started due to your ignorance. Now, twitter is going in on this woman for this unbelievably ignorant tweet. Justine, now that you've been fired, REST IN IGNORANCE. You deserve it.

Hashtag Link: #HasJustineLandedYet

More Ignorantic Names: Jhada (And Wait Until You Read Why It's Spelled That Way)

Ignorantics NAME Alert: Jhada pronounced Jada, the reason for the unique spelling is because the mom said and I quote "Jesus Has All Da Answers"... 

It's Hard To Believe That Ignorance Exists on this Level...but it Does!

These ignorantics cross seven condiments and all for the love of Beyonce's #1 Album! Those continents sure taste good though! [Update: Do you think this is fake?]

Libras Are Irrisistable!

Ignorantics need to stay away from graphic making.

On The Day of Nelson Mandela's Death, I Read This Ignorance (Tweet Has Been Deleted)

Now, this is ignorant. #TheEnd

[Update] I have just been informed that this is a fake tweet. Now, if someone thought that it was appropriate to fake tweet something like this, then it is still ignorant. #StillTheEnd

Help! I'm Constipated...I Need to Take An Entenmann's!

My friend (who I love dearly) just said this to me. No...really...I asked her to repeat it and she said "Entenmann's". I guess chocolate treats conjure up words associated with constipation! LOL!

Sum of Y'all Need to Use More Calm & Sense!

I have no further comment...except "Choir reminds want to know" if this person finished school.

A Hospitle Sign...Ignorantically Speaking...

...but these signs though...[never mind the fact that this sign was not near the door]

Slavery vs. the Hall of Cost

No comment needed. The ignorance speaks for itself.

Today's Weather Forecast: Innermitten Clouds!

When I asked my friend for the daily weather report, she told me that we were expecting inner mitten clouds. So, I paused...asked her to repeat the forecast, reflected, try to find the meaning in the comment, then just gave up. She escaped without a correction, and I will just get ready to put on my inner mittens because it is going to be cloudy today!

Are You Wearing Your Greek Powerphenalia to Homecoming?

Someone just asked me if I was wearing my powerphenalia to my Homecoming. Yes I AM!!! LOL! 

I'm a Force to Record!

You are definitely a force, and your Ignorantics have now been recorded!

He Must Have a Speech Peppermint!

He looks like he could use one!

Can Machines Be Ignorantic?

Now, this is just wrong!!!

More Ignorantic Cakes...

Why????

Can you get any more ignorant than this?

Her Gahl Bladder is Bothering Her!

She has gall, doesn't she?

Ignorantic Expressions: I Cannot Phathom Life Without My Dear Friend!

There's no greater gift than the gift of Ignorantic expression spoken out of love, right?

Well, yesterday (and she should have known better because I do write a blog), one of my friends told me that she could not "phantom" life without me.

I just hugged her and didn't bother with the correction. After all, Ignorantics spoken with LOVE gets a pass...I'd hate to be invisible to my friend...

More Ignorantic Signs...

I have no words for this...

She Has Cancer in her Limp Notes!

Yesterday, I was in the hospital and I overhead one of the nurses telling another nurse that her aunt had cancer in her "limp notes". The other nurse looked at her and said "You mean she had cancer in her lymph nodes, right?" So she replied, "Yeah, I think that's right." 

Folks, this is so ignorant. I'm afraid that I have no explanation for this one.

Rashan Ali...You Go Girl!!!!

Rashan Ali

I have been blogging about the Twitter grammar foolishness since I started this Blog. So, I wanted to share this video clip with my readers because it highlights the Ignorantics that exists on Twitter. Thank you Rashan Ali for highlighting this ignorance on the show, Ladies Night. Too funny!

Rashan Ali puts Ignorantics on blast (around 5:21): Ladies Night Clip

Check out Ladies Night: The Show: Ladies Night

Hippocrates the NEW Philosopher!

BLK_BERRI, stop being such a hypocrite! Leave Hippocrates alone! LOL!

I Need Some Masculine Tape to Tape Up This Box!

There is nothing like that good ole masculine tape for taping up a box. It's strong, it's durable, and yes...it's Ignorantic!!! Really??? Masculine tape???

Somebody get me some masking tape so that I can tape these Ignorantic mouths closed....no wait, I can't do that; I'd lose material!

Have You Ever Had Chicken Pops?

No, but I haven't had chickenpox either. Folks, can't we get the childhood diseases correct. #PleaseAndThankYou

Gotta Love Those Signs!

Really???

He's a Candidate for the Hair Club...He has a Receiving Hairline!

When I get these Ignorantics, I try to make sense out of it...this one I can actually explain. 

The speaker was thinking that the guy with the receding hairline needed to wait in a line to receive some hair! That is why it's a receiving hairline! Get it??? LOL...

I Have A Rewarding Job...I'm Working With Kids With Alexis!

Oh my...now this is a tough one. How do we confuse Dyslexia with Alexis? Look close.

Shame On You Victoria Secret!

And we NEVER will! Shame on you Victoria Secret!

I'd Rather Chop My Own Head Off and Watch My Ass Die!

"I'd Rather Chop My Own Head Off and Watch My Ass Die!"

One of my readers just emailed me and said that their grandfather said this in response to being asked to do something that he would NEVER do. Is it Ignorantic? Probably not, but it is damn sure funny!!!!!

I Think I Am Going to Perm My Eyelashes!

Absolutely NOT. Ignorantics can try this! Link: Eyelash Perming

During Childbirth they always Cut the AndBuildAdaCord!

I've run out of explanations for this level of ignorance. All I can do is cry...

Treating the "Cheerykey" Indian with RESPECT starts with spelling their NAME Right!

Last night, I received an email that stated that African Americans are not the only minority that is treated badly. The person went on to write "I feel sorry for the Cheerykey Indian because they were hear first and we took there land from them! Where's there 40 acres and mule?"

*sigh*

I Want to Go And Pond My Ring! I Need The Money!

When Ignorantics hijack the English language, often there is no rhyme or reason for the speech, but in this example, I think there may be an explanation.

Perhaps, this Ignorantic was swimming in debt, so she had to POND her ring!

I Am Going to Make Peach Cobblett!

My readers are consistently putting family members on blast, and mothers or fathers are not immune. One of my readers, just sent me a text stating that her mother called her and said "I have to go to Walmarx to get the ingredients for my peach cobblett!"

Ignorantics On The Hairline

Here you all go again with these etch a sketch hairlines! So ignorant!

I Got Golds and Dreams!

"There's GOLD in the them thar hills"...and in the case of this Ignorantic, her golds cannot be fulfilled until she reaches the top of that hill!

You are nothing without golds!

His Breath Really Stinks...He Has House-a-tosis!

I was talking to a friend today about her new male friend. She told me that she doesn't like him because he has a bad case of  "house-a-tosis". 

To avoid a vehicular maneuvering failure from this ignorantic assault, I safely pulled over and asked her to repeat her statement...and said again "He has house-a-tosis!" *head spinning* 

I can't call this one y'all, but I think it's safe to say that his breath was so bad that she felt like she was under HOUSE ARREST.

Charles Barkley....YOU ARE AN IGNORANTIC!!!

I have officially inducted Charles Barkley into the Ignorantic Hall of Shame.

Forget about the subject matter of his speech and focus JUST ON his "speech". I dare you not to go through a bottle of Percocet! OMG!!! This was painful! Who knew this man spoke so poorly? Good grief, did he matriculate at any college? Link to Video: Charles Barkley Talks About the Zimmerman Trial

It's The Attack of the Ignorantic Tattoo Artist Again!!!!

All I can say is WHY???

Benjamin Banneker is Rolling Over in His Grave!

There are no excuses for this! *sigh* This is unACCEPTable!

NIKE Gets the Corporate Ignorantics Award!

Thanks to Buzzfeed...another corporation has been exposed as an Ignorantic! Link: Carolina Panthers Story

Hello Everyone...Meet Tywaniquekya Mackey!

Pronounce this...

Brazilian Kids Learn English By Correcting Celebrities' Grammar on Twitter

Beware Celebrities...Ignorantics is no longer the only gig in town prowling for your grammatical errors on Twitter. Now, there is a new kid on the block; well, actually new kids on the block, and they are from Brazil! 

Kids learning from Ignorantics? Who knew?

Read entire story here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/brazilian-school-kids-have-been-learning-english-by-correcti

You Must Teacher those Illegitimate Kids that Don't Know Nothing!

Talking about "lost in translation"...Well, let me cure your headache and take a stab at this..She meant to say "You must teach those illiterate kids that don't know anything!" *ThePotCallingTheKettle*

This story came from one of my readers who is a teacher. She was having a conversation with a woman named CentsayTive pronounced "Sensitive", a cashier at Walmart. CentsayTive was complimenting the reader for pronouncing her name correctly. *sigh*

Well, remember, it does take a village!!!

George ZimmaMen...Caramel is a B#%$^^#&!!!!!

I love caramel though...

On Delta Airlines, some of the Stuartists Serve up Racism!

...well, at least this passenger thinks so! 

Note: Discrimination is a very serious issue. I am not blogging about the allegations of racism or discrimination. I am only blogging about the way in which this incident was communicated on this video. Obviously, all stuartists are not created equal. 

Have you ever heard of Far Wood?

I wonder how far I have to travel to get it?

Congradulations Subway! You Are The Ignorantic Advertiser of the Month!

So, I went to the Subway to buy a sandwich, and what do I see featured prominently on the door as I am about to exit? This sign on the left. 

I get it, but then again, I don't. How many people would agree that this encourages Ignorantics? This is NOT the way to spell "Congratulations"! "Commence and Party"? Really Subway??

Twitter is on Fire with Ignorantics (or is it racism) OVER the Paula Deen Case!

Racist or Ignorantics? Don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself...#PaulasBestDishes

Here is the story behind the tweets: The Paula Deen Story

New Ignorantic Business Owner

I'm excited for this new business owner, but usually you don't owe any money until after you've made your purchase, right? 

Congratulations Taco Cabana! I OWE you for this great Monday morning laugh!