I Love Coupons on my Salad!

I guess that if you wanted to put coupons on your salad, it should look like this!

However, tell your family members that comments like this at dinner could literally shut down the celebratory vibe of the gathering.

They Are Selling VDs on Every Corner in Baltimore!

What do you say when your aunt states "They are selling VDs on every corner in Baltimore!"

*long sigh"

May I Have A Vanilla Envelope?

One of my readers just informed me that a student at her school asked her for a vanilla envelope. 

I guess she was thinking about licking a vanilla ice cream cone when she asked for the vanilla envelope. You can lick this envelope, but I guarantee you it will not taste like vanilla. *sigh*

I Think She May Be Bi-Poland!

The Maury Povich Show is bound to have tons of Ignorantics...well, today was no different. A guest on his show stated that she believed that another guest was "bi-poland".

I wonder if the guest's name is Germany, Russia, or Ukraine? These countries are all by Poland.

Christian Louboutin (The Ignorantics Collection)

Are these shoes the new "red bottoms"? SMH

Rosetta Stone Refused to Go to the Back of the Bus!

Ignorance on multiple levels...SMH.

Traci Braxton and her "Albino Sisters"???

Last night, on the Braxton Family Values, Traci Braxton was featured as the celebrity spokesperson for the National Race to End Women's Cancer. While giving her speech, she referenced her African American sisters, then she proceeded to call her Caucasian sisters her "albino sisters". Albino Sisters??? Really Traci??? Not only is that wrong, but it is just ignorant! And as my good friend, Harold Fisher from WHUR-FM says, the comment was "woefully inappropriate".

Traci, I also heard other ignorantics during the episode, but that one was the most egregiousness.  C'mon Sis...you are on a hit TV show...do better. 

Link to Video: http://www.wetv.com/braxton-family-values/videos/braxton-family-values-tracis-bustin-out-sneak-peek

Sidenote: On the next episode, I heard that Traci is considering purchasing a gun. So, let me end this on a positive note by saying: You look good girl!!!! #DontHurtMeItsMyJob #ImFromMarylandToo

Friday Ignorantics on Twitter

One of my readers sent me a copy of one of Diamond's ignorantic tweets. Then, I went on her timeline and discovered that there are so many more. 

Meet my Friday Ignorantic of the Day, Miss Diamond Zolanski: Diamond Zolanski's Twitter

If you know her and love her, please stage an intervention.

Grab Your Oars Because the Raft of God is Approaching!

Ignorantics can't deliver warnings correctly. This Ignorantic, who shall remain nameless, wanted to warn folks about the wrath of GOD, but instead, after her exclamation, all we wanted to do was grab our oars and get ready for the rapids!

A Colonostrophy Should Be Done To Avoid Colon Cancer!

Ignorantics are known for butchering the English language when it comes to matters of health. While waiting in the lobby of the doctor's office, I overheard an Ignorantic telling her mother that she should get a colonostrophy since colon cancer runs in the family. I wonder if she was thinking of a contraction when she said this? 

Kenya Moore is "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" and this Video is Ignorantic!

Wiskapedia? This spoof/video/whatever is hilarious!