A Man Needs Food And Substances to Stay Alive!

We all have that aunt, uncle, cousin, sister or brother, that no matter how much we correct, nudge, or direct them to "what's right", they always manage to break through the barriers with Ignorantics that leaves us scratching our heads...and we also know that cookouts are the breeding grounds for Ignorantics. Recently, one of my readers was at a cookout when his uncle declared "Let's EAT! A man needs food and substances to stay alive!"

Well, I'm not sure what substances Uncle R. is referring to, but I would strongly urge him to make sure he gets the subsistence needed before taking those pills!