Sunday, September 25, 2011

Putting Ignorantic Business Owners on Blast!!!

What is wrong with this picture? This was taken by one of my readers. It is a store located in West End Mall in Atlanta, Georgia. SMH

Monday, September 19, 2011

When the Opera Crosses Over Into Academia: This is What Happens...

Ok...so you are probably thinking Ignorantics could never be a part of academia, right? WRONG! There are ignorantics in the classrooms on college campuses folks! YES! Professors!

Yesterday, one of my readers forwarded an email to me from her friend who was seeking a letter of support for "tenor". That's right...I said "tenor". He said, and I quote "Can you write a letter of support for me because I am going up for 'tenor' this year."


Typo ladies and gentlemen? or is he just an Ignorantic? I would love to hear from my tenured professors who read this Blog...what say you? Is this a typo?

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Ignorantics on Wheels...

Does this look like an Escalade to you? This is truly Ignorantics gone amuck! I guess this is when the confusion with words somehow transfers to what we drive on the road.

This photo was taken by one of the Ignorantics' readers.

Ignorantics BEWARE, our readers are everywhere...you are not safe; not even in a FORD ESCALADE!!!

Monday, September 12, 2011

My Son Finally Got His Doctrine Degree, and I Am So Proud of Him!

In a moment of pride, ignorantics can say some of the most ignorantic things.

Now, I already have a J.D., but I could always use another doctrine degree...

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Ignorantics Should Not Be Trusted to Order Signs for the Government

I don't know about you but whenever I think about my "never leave home without it" communication device, I don't think of vegetables....

Question: After the order was placed, was there anyone who could have caught this mistake? anyone?

I need some help with this one....SMH

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

You Are a Barbiturate Liar!

One of my readers just sent me a text stating that her friend's aunt was engaged in a heated debate with someone and called that person a "barbiturate liar"!

Did she mean "habitual liar"? Sure, she did but the aunt is an ignorantic and instead, drugs came to mind...not to mention the slight similarity in the sound of both words.....barbiturate.....habitual....

I think this one is going to be inducted into the Ignorantic Hall of Shame...it is just too much.

Monday, September 5, 2011

What Are "Insignificant Funds" Charges?

I know what you are thinking...you are probably saying to yourself "insignificant funds"? Really? Well, this ignorantic was going over her bank statement when she discovered that she had numerous "insufficient funds" charges on her account. In an attempt to get to the bottom of the issue, she shared this information with her daughter and told her why she thought the bank added "insignificant funds" charges to her account....and well, her daughter reluctantly turned her in to Ignorantics.

Tough love is hard pill to swallow. Ignorantics in the family is not uncommon. It happens in almost every family. If you have an ignorantic parent, your secret is safe with me. It helps to talk about it. Think of it as therapy. You won't be judged here. Besides, we never divulge the identity of our ignorantics or their renouncers....[sigh]