She is the "Spit and Image" of Her Mother!

For years, folks have been saying "You are the spitting image of ____..." but for one Ignorantic, that saying was completely turned on its head.

Picture this...I am at a birthday party for one of my son's school friends, and one of the mothers remarks "Gurl, your son is the spit and image of you!"

Now, I know what you are thinking...maybe she said "spit'n"....Well, no...she very emphatically said "SPIT AND IMAGE" with emphasis on the "AND"...

Ignorantics are now changing ageless cliches...SMH

Ignorantics With "Old-Timers Disease" Forget Things

I hear the most ignorantic conversations while I am in the pharmacy. Mind boggling stuff...

Ok...so Alzheimer's Disease is challenging to spell, but why can't we say it correctly? Old Timers is not even close...SMH

The Most Ignorantic Name I Have Ever Heard Thus Far...Drum Roll Please!

Today, I heard the most ignorantic name that I have ever heard in my life; so ignorant that it is truly criminal.

A young mother in Maryland actually named her baby daughter, "Abcd (pronounced Ab[ab]-sea[c]-dee[d]) Jones". I confirmed this by looking at a copy of the birth certificate. I did change the last name to protect the child of the Ignorantic mother (although this name is so ignorant, it can't be too hard to find the poor child)

The problems this child is going to have with this name over the years are endless...job resume issues, commencement exercise mispronunciations , attendance roll call, etc.

This is shameful. A...B...C....D....

You got Yours and I got Mines!

Now, how many times have you heard this? This is on the top ten list for most uttered words or phrases by an Ignorantic! Makes me wanna reach for the Goody Powder!

Get it right Ignorantics! Get it right!

Ignorantics Frequently Take Things Out of Content

Big Wow y'all...heard this whopper the other day and had to add it to the list. What was she thinking? Maybe taking something out of "context"? Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!

October is Going to be a Cold Mont

I have been hearing folks say this for years...where does this come from? Why can't we put that "h" on the word. Do you know any Ignorantics that say this?

Sheer lazi-dum (yes, I said it and I don't want you Ignorantics repeating it because it is NOT a word)

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Another Installment of Facebook Ignorantics

This is a copy of an ignorantic rant on Facebook. The name and profile picture have been changed to protect the Ignorantic:

A notice to my facebook friend's who wishes to continue receving facebook for free. my message was up right when i sent it out, now a technician has it mixed and turned all around...hope you can read or figure it out..thank you my tec friend.

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Tn Apparently he want's me off of facebook that i may not qualify for the free service.

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Tn He is a muslem that want's to control my page! apparently he works for facebook.i do know his name and i have had enough of this non sense.

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Tn Tex me now,whom shall i bring my complaint too?

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Tn He does not want you to talk about your God he is against christianity(period) i need your help my face book friend's.

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Tn Please beleave me this is no game!

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New ignorantic words:

-beleave

-Tex

-Muslem

-receving

There may have been more words but I started getting dizzy. I'll let my readers at the rest of this...