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Night night Sandusky!!!! Make sure to use bleach when you wash Big Maurices draws. #goodriddens

Nobody Likes a Smart Azz!!!

Beware of Ignorantics brazen enough to correct you INCORRECTLY...[sigh]

I'll bite...what is the big difference?

Excited Ignorantic Sports Fans

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It's Father's Day...time to relax and unwine

Fathers, couldn't you use some  time to relax and unwind? Why not? You deserve it, right? Well, one of my readers got a call from his daughter today and she had a different take on her father's relaxation process. Instead, she urged her father to "relax and unwine" on Father's Day.

Now Dads, I know that you can use the relaxation on this special day; so, do yourself a favor: take off your shoes, elevate your feet, and pour yourself a glass of wine...I guess the wine will help the "unwining" process. [wink]

Enjoy your day Dads!

Double Negative Tattoo Artists are Da Bomb!!!!

A good tattoo artist is hard to find these days...a lot of work goes into designing the art that will ultimately be placed on the subject's body, but I would also think that for some, a lot of work goes into trying to make it grammatically correct too....

Enter strong arm....poor thing, all he wanted to do is give the world a bit of encouragement and hope. The best way to do this would be to tattoo something inspirational on his arm, right?

Well, that would be right if it wasn't so wrong...[I'll give you a moment to check out the tattoo] Sigh...somebody stepped on a double negative mine in the Ignorantics field, didn't they? That's right, that little double negative bug landed right on this tattoo artist's brain as he was creating this tattoo and it instructed him to "never don't give up"! Eureka!

Now, to Ignorantics, a double negative feels good...it rolls off the tongue very smooth and clear. The person speaking feels good but the person hearing the message feels assaulted. Like right now...just looking at this tattoo is burning my eyes!

Can someone "past" me a tissue?

Is There a Leash Law? 'Cause These Dogs Are Running Rapid Around Here!

It's true that many dog owners allow their dog to walk by their side without a leash, and at times, there may be more than one dog without a leash. However, on this particular Sunday, an Ignorantic, while running in the park, came across a pack of dogs who were running inside the park and frightening all of the runners on the jogging trail. So, the Ignorantic queried "Is there a leash law in this county, because these dogs are running rapid around here??!!"

Now, if these dogs were moving at a pace similar to that of the dogs on this picture, they would have been moving rapidly, but we all know that was not what this Ignorantic meant because the dogs were actually walking at a slow pace...so, she meant to say that the dogs were running "rampant" all over the park without a leash. Perhaps, in this particular situation, we can give this person a half-pass because she was both excited and scared which tends to bring out the worst in Ignorantics. Then again, this is just wrong.

As you were...