One of my readers just texted me and stated that her grandmother just proclaimed "this is so much food, I'm gonna have to drink me some Castrol Oil before I start eating!" *Hollering* Really Grandma??!!! Gurl, your engine is gonna be running real good after you down one of those quarts of Castrol Oil!!!!
...and yes, she said "Castrol" because her granddaughter made her repeat it for Ignorantic clarity, and she said slowly but emphatically...CAS-STROLL!!!!!