Submitting an Anointed Bibliography Might Get You into Heaven But It Won't Get You a Better Grade

So, I was grading papers yesterday, and I got more than I bargained for...I asked that the students include an annotated bibliography after the reference list, but instead, this student submitted an "anointed bibliography".

Pray for her please.

Kelly Rowland on the Red Carpet - Oscars 2013

Last night, Kelly Rowland was at the Oscars interviewing celebs as they walked the red carpet. She looked stunning, but some of the things coming out of her mouth were just as stunning. For example, while she was interviewing Zoe Saldana about her role as Nina Simone, Kelly states: "...and I know that you are excited about the new BIO PIC!"

Wow...Kelly, did you say BIO PIC? It's called a biopic "gurl". Thank you and please.

[Updated] Guess What? It would appear that Kelly may have been correct in her pronunciation. Check this out: Macmillan Dictionary of Pronunciation (Biopic)

My Neck is So SAW!

Meanwhile, this ladies' neck is sore.

One of my readers just informed me that one of her Facebook friends posted this: "my neck is saw".   

Ignorantics slay me with their conjugation of adjectives. 

Congrats on the In Gadge Mint!

What did Whitney Houston's Oddtopsee Reveal?

Driving Through the City of Baltimore...

So, I'm driving through the city of Baltimore...Park Heights and Rogers Avenue to be specific, and I noticed this sign. Can you spot the Ignorantics? 

Awwwww, C'mon!!!!

*sigh*

Ignorantic Names.....

I'm going to send this to my friend, Ericka and ask her if she would consider changing the spelling of her name. [NOT]

Passive Aggressive Ignorantic Notes

This Ignorantic means business! I would hate to see what happens to the next guy who "breeches" this "agement"! But when he does, who do I protocall?

How Big is Too Big? Ignorantically Speaking...

I'm speechless.

Did You Know That You Can Get Your College Transcriptions From The Register?

I am always amazed at the diversity of my readers. Now, I can add college administrators to the list. This reader who shall remain nameless (we always protect the ignorant and their whistle blowers), said that a student walked into the Registrar's office on Friday frantic because she needed transcripts for a job application. This ignorantic student was very upset because the deadline for the application was Friday, and she did not have enough money to pay for official transcripts. So, she exclaimed "Since I pay my tuition and all these fees, you would think that covered transcriptions from the register! Y'all make me sick!" Then, she turned on her heels and marched out. I guess she told them.

Aboarding a Baby Can Be a Tough Decision

How do Ignorantics manage to take a controversial and sensitive subject and turn it into pure ignorance? It doesn't matter how you shake it, no one should be describing an "abortion" by stating that the baby was "aboarded".

Were they thinking about boarding tickets? Perhaps one way tickets? Not to be funny but I am trying to make sense of this senseless ignorance.

Carry on...

An Ignorantic BBQ Funeral

This video needs no commentary. It's just that ignorant!

I Got Some Chocolate-Covered Mariachi Cherries For Valentine's Day!

Let the Ignorantics begin! First, of all, Happy Valentine's Day! Second, in that office environment, the LOVE gifts are beginning to arrive...so, one of my readers just called me and said she overheard  her co-worker bragging about these chocolate-covered mariachi cherries she received for Valentine's Day.

Really? Chocolate-covered Mariachi [she swears the woman pronounced it Mario-otchi] Well, I hope she enjoyed those cherries; I'm sure they were a real party in her mouth!

But seriously, did anyone get any chocolate-covered maraschino cherries for Valentine's Day?

Ignorantics in the NBA??!!!

How is this possible? The first picture is a picture of the NBA jersey worn by Wilson Chandler of the Denver Nuggets. The second picture is the NBA jersey of Washington Wizards player, Andray Blatche.

More Ignorantic Signs!!!

Wow! Really?

Elementary School Spelling Test...Ignorantics???

Is this Ignorantics?

Sweet Brown...the Sensation!!!!

Gotta love ignorantic success! Sweet Brown took a very serious thing like being the victim of a fire and she turned it into, with the help of the local media, an internet success!!! Now, she has a website and she is booking for birthday parties, class reunions, church events, corporate events, wedding receptions, family reunions, etc. [can't knock the hustle] 

Obviously, she got time for ALL that! LOL!!! 

Link: Team Sweet Brown Website

Sweet Brown Got Time for that Dentist!

Sweet Brown's Road from Ignorantics to Celebrity! Check this out!

Sweet Brown REMIXED!!!!! I Got Bronchitis!!!!

*hollering* Check out her son pacing in the background. Word has it that he did not want his mother to do this interview! Now, Sweet Brown has a manager, and she landed a role on Comedy Central, in Tyler Perry's new movie, a t-shirt line, and a cookbook! From Ignorantics to Celebrity! Go Sweet Brown!  Link: Sweet Brown Now

More Ignorantic Tattoos

...the "road less traveled?"

When The Message Becomes The Ignorantics

The message, the person, and the sentence...all three are Ignorantics!

Who Knew That A Mazotoff Can Be Worn On The Head?

I was watching a student conduct an interview on campus and they interviewed an Ignorantic who said he admired the Jewish people for wearing their "mazotoffs" on their heads in public....Well, that was nice of him. Since "mazatoff" is Hebrew for good fortune.

For future reference, they are called yamakas. Please and thank you.

[Side Note: The misspelling is intentional...this is Ignorantics]

Gladys Knight...Oh No You Didn't....

Celebrities beware...Ignorantics readers are always lurking...and mega superstar, Gladys Knight, is no different. Now, Gladys...as long as you have been in the business, you know better than to ask someone what "gendra" of music do they like? Check you out trying to get all French up in here?! [but dead end]

Remember auto correct can only be used for written speech.

How Do You UnThaw A Smoked Turkey?

I love the readers of Ignorantics! We are a strong community of folks who want to see other folks write and speak well. That being said, we also won't hesitate to turn in a family member or friend! 

That being said...here is another gem sent in by a reader. Her aunt said "I need to unthaw my smoked turkey for my greens!" 

How do you unthaw a turkey? Does anyone know? 

Our Civil Rights Icons Should Never Be Touched by Ignorantics

This little "gem" was sent to me by one of my readers. It's Black History Month, and I believe this is a tribute to Rosa Parks. The person who created this was diligent enough to use Wikipedia for the facts below: 

Rosa Parks 100th birthday~~~ Remembrance ~~~ ♥ Rosa Parks ♥ observing the 100th anniversary of the birth of civil rights icon Rosa Parks ♥ Rosa Louise McCauley Parks was an African-American civil rights activist, whom the U.S. Congress called "the first lady of civil rights", and "the mother of the freedom movement". WikipediaBorn: February 4, 1913, TuskegeeDied: October 24, 2005, DetroitSpouse: Raymond Parks (m. 1932–1977)Education: Highlander Research and Education Center, Alabama State UniversityAwards: Congressional Gold Medal of Honor, Presidential Medal of FreedomParents: Leona McCauley, James McCauley

However, they forgot to use spell check (which in my opinion, cancels good intentions). I'm pretty sure "remerance" would show up on a spell check [because it did when I typed it here].