Well, If Its Any Constellation...

I was in a meeting last Wednesday when one of the invitees was trying to comfort us by stating that although we were losing certain services, we were gaining other support. She started the sentence by saying "Well, if its any constellation, we will be getting support from the IT department to assist us with these web issues". [BLANK STARE] Folks, we have to leave the "stars" out of our discussions when they have no business there! I mean, I enjoy looking at them too, but not in a daytime business meeting! When you are talking about consoling folks, it is an act of "consolation" not "constellation"... I guess y'all will get it right one day. Now, let me get out of here and go to the Planetarium! All this talk about stars has got me yearning for some good ole star consternation! LOL!

They Say a Picture is Worth a Thousand Words...

Well readers...I'm afraid that I am speechless on this one. Ignorantics can come about in pictures too!  Just look at it...nothing else need be said...[but I can't resist, so I will continue]

I would imagine that some would ask...but is this really "blackface"? Beyonce would probably say, "This isn't Blackface; it is Brownface; and it is tastefully done because I am Sasha Fierce!

What words come to mind when you see this picture?

Ignorantics Visits WHUR-FM's "Daily Drum" With Harold Fisher

Did you see that Pepsi Max commercial during the Super Bowl? Well, folks are talking and WHUR-FM radio and news veteran, Harold Fisher, wanted to get Ignorantics' take on the commercial. Here it is:



You can catch the Daily Drum, Monday - Friday, 7-7:30 pm on WHUR-FM in Washington, D.C. and also by tuning in at http://www.whur.com/dailydrum.

Wishing All of You a Happy Valen[time's] Day!

Loving wishes to all Ignorantics and Ignorantic blog readers out there! St. Valentime is an ignorantic!

Child Ignorantics: My Son Has a Great "Rememory"!

Folks, we have to catch them while they are young...studies have shown (unscientific studies of course) that ignoranticism can be genetic. Given the fact that I am a reformed ignorantic, I am constantly looking for signs of ignorantics in my 6 year son.

Today, he dropped his first ignorantic. It was a level one ignorantic because (1) it was not a word; (2) it was the combination of two words with a similar meaning; and (3) he used it in a sentence in its proper context. Level one ignorantics are warnings of a succession of ignorantics to come. So, when my son said to me: "Mommy, I am searching my rememory for the password to my Nick Jr. Arcade". I quickly went into ignorantics intervention, paused, and quickly asked him to repeat what he said. He thought about it. He immediately repeated "rememory" and corrected himself by saying "Oops Mommy, I should have said "memory", I guess I was trying to remember my password stored in my memory banks!" LOL! Out of the mouths of babes! Early intervention is key folks!

"I Had Fun on My Little [Her] Escapade With Y'all!" [WARNING: This Video Contains Profanity]

Although this video contains profanity, I could not resist posting it because (1) it is funny; (2) I am sure many of the women transitioning to natural hair can relate to it; and (3) it is absolutely laced with ignorantics [BINGO!].

First, you will be hit with the "her" instead of "hair" and then the assault gets worse. Folks, let's be real about this...this is not an issue involving southern dialect. I have plenty of friends from the South, and they would never say "her" instead of "hair". This is just plain wrong! Ignorantics running amok!

What Building is the Online Class In?

A student just sent me an email asking me how does he get to the online class? What building is it in? *BLANK STARE*