Ignorantic Names...The First 50

Ignorantics can be harmless when their ignorance is self-contained, but when they "brand" their defenseless newborns with disgraceful ignorant names, then that is when it becomes criminal...or least in this blogger's eyes, it becomes criminal.

Yesterday, I was informed by a friend that she met a toddler whose first and middle name is Benadryl Allegra. I immediately thought to myself, what is next? Naming your child Zyrtecia Claritana? Well, I sent a cry for help out to my readers (the response was overwhelming) and here is a list of 50 ignorantic names (the last names are being withheld to protect the child) :

1. Formica Dinette
2. Cymbalis Lynette
3. Redwine Pinot
4. Netflix Tuesday
5. Moscato d'Nasti
6. Cancerina Bali
7. Cami Seal
8. Diabetrix Lynn
9. Barackine Husseina
10. Pink Iz
11. Iraqa Irana
12. Levitayshia Heaven
13. Madame Butterflies
14. Labia Corinne
15. Lakadaisia Norine
16. (Twins): Denise & Denephew
17. Crucifixio (but they call him "Cross" for short)
18. Elephantia Greyson
19. Coffee Teaia
20. Quality Tyme
21. Adeal Issadeal
22. Sprintiana Textasius
23. Lasagnia Marinetta
24. Tarjay (named after the store "Target")
25. Crematia Miracle
26. Collardane Mustasious
27. Corporana Lee
28. Judge Jurine
29. Lexus Monetia
30. Playdohnna Cherise
31. Vitamina E.
32. Escalade Matte
33. Magnolia Scout
34. Wachovian Lynn
35. Vazlynn Carmen
36. Marijuana Pepsi ( Article About the Teacher Named Marijuana)
37. Twins: Zenacious and Tenacious
38. Orangjello
39. F'male Joquanna
40. FreeJanay Camille
41. Folder Legaline
42. Amazon Dotcomany
43. Coors Litia
44. Whiting Filetia
45. Denzellington Washina
46. Pooch Halsey
47. Camera Lenz
48. Bauschayla Lombrisha
49. Can Fantina
50. Gunz ABlazin (no lie...some miscreant actually named their son this)

...at this rate y'all, I may have to start a part 2, 3, and 4! ...and the names are still coming in thanks to all my readers!