The Apidimi of a Loving Relationship!

The phonetic speller strikes again!

Ignorantics on Wheel of Fortune!

                                       This was hard to watch. *A Moment of Silence Please*

Tattoos Are Forever!

Perhaps she was an angel when she was born, but now she is your "aingel"...wow, the woes of phonetics or maybe the tattoo artist is a Danny Ainge fan (Boston Celtics)! 

More Tattoo Ignorantics!

...and no one in the tattoo parlor including you could spell "soldier"? I'm losing faith in the world's ability to use a dictionary....#GoodGrief

Ignorantics Signage!

When your primary business is renting hotel rooms, you probably should not have the word "affair" anywhere on your signage...IJS

I'm Sea Sick! All those Waves!

Wedding Ignorantics

Post by Matt Hellens. Ridiculous...just ridiculous!

When A Praise & Worship Song Goes Horribly Wrong...#LetItBlessYou

Post by Harold Turrentine. Go on and laugh...then ask God for forgiveness...

Those GSAs can get people turned around!

Once again, our Ignorantics readers continue to turn in family to the Ignorantics editorial staff. This time it is Momma.

By now, most of us are familiar with the GPS navigational system, but this reader's mother still continues to call it the GSA! Now, if I had to break this down to understand its origin, I would say...perhaps she believes that the General Services Administration has some input in the street navigation...general services? makes sense right?

If You Are Going to Correct Grammar, Shouldn't You Know It?

ankle's? Uhmmmm...let me clear my throat too! Oh, and thanks for the singular/plural breakdown, as well as the (i.e) in other words...but I'm still mad about those ankle's...

For those who still get confused about i.e vs. e.g, here is a quick and dirty explanation: Difference Between i.e. and e.g.

He Cut His Finger, and now He Needs a Technical Shot!

One of the truly delightful things I enjoy about Ignorantics is the fact that my readers will turn in their relatives to the Ignorantics editorial staff without hesitation.

This evening, one of my readers texted me and told me that his uncle mentioned that one of the kids in the neighborhood cut his finger on a piece of glass in the background and now that child was going to have to get a "technical shot".

Uncle R., I hate to be technical, but that child will need a tetanus shot more than he will need a technical shot!

My Grandson is Gonna Be a Stem Cell Major!

So, I'm in the Rite-Aid looking at Father's Day cards and I overhear a proud grandmother boasting about her grandson who graduated from high school. I offered my "Congratulations" to the graduate, his proud parents, and grandparents, and then she said this: " Thank you sweetie. My grandson is going to be a STEM CELL major! Isn't that nice?" I responded "Stem cell? Oh, he will be in a STEM program? She replied "NO! It's a STEM CELL program...it's something new!

*long blank stare* Yeah, I bet it's NEW...so new that no one has ever heard of it! Just like an Ignorantic to correct you though...

Ignorantics Funeral Arrangements...This Will Shock You!

This one has me scratching my head while my mouth remains wide open. I can't think of one reason why any daughter would want to do this to their mother. You memorialized your mother with a “last party” at her funeral, complete with a can of Busch beer, cigarettes, and a disco ball? I'm done. Rest in Peace Miriam Marie Burbank. Given what your daughters did to you, you truly are in a "better place".

Listen to Floyd...He Knows

Is anyone going to take his advice?

This is What Happens When You Can't Spell: 911 Call

Can We Stop Saying and Writing Congradulations! Please???

Congratulations is the word....#GoodGrief

Jasmine Tolliver...You Are An Ignorantic!

Jasmine Tolliver aka Jasmine Nubia [Jasmine Nubia's Facebook Page] recently started a petition on Change.org to "COMB HER HAIR".  The reference was made to Blue Ivy Carter, the toddler of Jay-Z and Beyonce. Now, let me briefly share with you why I am featuring this woman on my blog. She get's the Ignorantic spotlight today because, even in jest, to start a petition to tell two mega celebrities to comb their child's natural hair because, in your opinion, it is unkempt, is not only ridiculous and silly, but it is done in complete disregard for the true meaning of a petition. Now, I don't blame her solely. I also blame Change.org for taking a great forum for social advocacy and making it into a complete mockery.

Perhaps I need to start a petition to LEAVE BLUE IVY ALONE. Do you see how ridiculous this is? How incredibly ignorant it is? I am a natural sista, and I love my natural hair, but ignorance like this, even in jest, makes the natural hair revolution look small and silly. Petitions are for issues like human rights violations and civil rights violations, not unkempt hair.

Here is the story on this ignorant petition: The Petition to COMB BLUE IVY'S HAIR

And Jasmine...from one natural sista to another, on this petition, you GOT IT TWISTED!

Judge Judy Ignorantics

The things you hear on Judge Judge baffle the mind. Here is what one of my readers reports was said by a litigant: "He knew fullhandedly ahead of time...." Can you use "fullhandedly" in a sentence? I dare you...

Church Ignorantics: Guess What That Was?...

 Post by Kwame' Isidore. 

Spelling is POWER Too!!

It is?

I'm Puzzled?????

Oh my...