My Grandson is Gonna Be a Stem Cell Major!

So, I'm in the Rite-Aid looking at Father's Day cards and I overhear a proud grandmother boasting about her grandson who graduated from high school. I offered my "Congratulations" to the graduate, his proud parents, and grandparents, and then she said this: " Thank you sweetie. My grandson is going to be a STEM CELL major! Isn't that nice?" I responded "Stem cell? Oh, he will be in a STEM program? She replied "NO! It's a STEM CELL program...it's something new!

*long blank stare* Yeah, I bet it's NEW...so new that no one has ever heard of it! Just like an Ignorantic to correct you though...