Oh No He Didn't?...Did He Just Say Faggediss?

We go to church to hear the word of God, as well as, the minister's interpretation of the word of God. However, what happens when the interpretation "gets lost in translation"?

Check out this YouTube clip of Pastor Tony Smith in Dekalb County, GA.  The sermon is supposed to be about Bishop Eddie Long, but that message, in my opinion, gets lost in the layers of ignorantics:

Follow up: Jennifer Hudson's "Where You At?"...Oh No She Didn't!

I just read a post in Patti Jackson's 411 where Patti announces the release of JHud's new single and calls it "Where You Are" instead of "Where You At?" Was that a subtle correction? auto-spellcheck, grammar? editing? Whatever it was it is a LOL moment! Let's hope R. Kelly saw it and understood it!

Here is the link to the Blog post:
Patti Jackson's 411

Note: I am referring to the post that is just to the left of Eric Benet's engagement announcement. Congrats Eric!

Flava Flav's Cooking & Serving Up Fried Chicken!

Well, this clip needs no commentary. The ignorantics speak for themselves. At the very end of the video, Flava Flav talks about making that crunchy chicken that makes the crumbs fall out of your mouth onto the table and floor...he proudly exclaims "that's how good it be!". Really Flava?  If anyone happens to visit his new restaurant in Clinton, Iowa, please drop us a comment with your critique of this crunchy chicken.

 

Read More on Flava's new business here: Flava Flav Gives Clinton First Taste of Chicken Chain

Jennifer Hudson's New Single "Where You At?"

When an ignorantic songwriter/producer meets a talented artist, they produced singles like "Where You At?" I am ashamed to admit this, but I love this song (despite the fact that it was written and produced by R. Kelly)! It features the soulful, undeniable talent of Jennifer Hudson. I love everything about it, but what I don't like is that I know children will be singing this catchy grammatically incorrect chorus everywhere.


Growing up in a household where your mother is a public school teacher, you quickly learn that "where you at" is a grammatical "No! No!" Whenever anyone dared say "where you at?" around my mother, her response was "behind the preposition!"


I know that some of you are saying "C'mon...it is just a song!" Well, you are right, it is just a song performed by a popular artist who kids, adults, and ignorantics admire for her talent and her incredible journey. Can you picture Sasha and Malia Obama singing "Where You At?" around the White House?


Here's a Thought: Maybe JHud should release a follow-up remix to this single called "Where Are You? (Grammatical Remix)" featuring Lil Wayne. I'm just saying...


Jennifer Hudson Official Music Store: Official JHud Music Store
Go Here to Listen to the Single: YouTube Video of Single of "Where You At?"

BREAKING NEWS: Jersey Shore's Chief Ignorantic, Snooki, is a NYT's Best Seller!

[You can pinch yourself now] No, you are not dreaming...this is actually true. Snooki, that flummox of ignorantical bliss is a New York Times best selling author! Ignorantics all over the world are standing up and swooning in virtual bliss!

She is the star of the hit MTV show "Jersey Shore", and a wonder to behold with ignorantic statements like:

• "My boobs are so tight I can't breathe. Is that normal?" 
•  "I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much."
• "I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms."
• "My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy and live my life."

 

[**BLANK STARE**] Wow! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

This Week We Celebrated "Marther" Luther King's Birthday!

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated on April 4, 1968. He is an important figure in history and was a transcendant leader in the Civil Rights Movement. Why are some of y'all trying to kill him again by butchering his name? That ain't cool....and just because you heard it doesn't make it right. Ignorantics, when we say "if history is forgotten, then it is doomed to repeat itself",we are not just talking in a metaphorical sense, we are also talking about Ignorantics who repeat ignorant things over and over again and remain unchecked. 

 

Twitter Tweets:

 

Geniusbastard Brandon David Wilson

Tonight, I've learned that many of my students think MLK's first name is "Marther." #lesigh

 

GarryB96 Garry Baratta

I have a dream - Marther Luther King Jr

 

DianaCaracalla Diana Caracalla

#ihaveadream just like Marther Luther King Jr

 

ninahaider nina haider

We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends ~ Marther Luther King

 

 

Then, hundreds of messages followed with quotes from Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. that were attributed to Marther Luther King. One Tweeter added that her grandmother calls him "Marther Lutin King".

[Let us pause for a moment of silence AGAIN]

You Can't Cry Over Spilled Ink: Tales of an Ignorantic Tattoo Artist

Ignorantics who commit permanent errors are the worst ignorantics in the world. Permanent errors are commonly committed by ignorantics who have not had the luxury of spell check, Google, or a dictionary. One profession that often falls under this category is the ignorantic tattoo artist. A tattoo artist can be the worst offender because their act of ignorantical maiming is permanent. Whatever they draw or write on your skin will never go away, and it cannot be removed; so you will wear the ignorantic wording on your body like a "Scarlet Letter" for the rest of your life. 

How do you keep this from happening? One way of preventing this irreversible catastrophe is to do what Kindergarten teachers do with their students; you write the word correctly for the tattoo artist on a piece of paper. Second, if you know that your tattoo artist is an ignorantic but they draw beautifully, you should ask them to stay away from calligraphy. Calligraphy will confuse an ignorantic and induce them to add extra curves for style that will eventually turn into letters that are incorrect. 

I would hate to see this happen to any of my readers, so here is another suggestion. If you know you are going to an ignorantic tattoo artist, give the artist the gift that keeps on giving, a pocket size dictionary. It is better than a tip and trust me they will love you for it. Just imagine...you can prevent future mishaps and permanent scars on other bodies. Any words that are unfamiliar or hard for them to say in a sentence, they can quickly refer to the dictionary and instantly a catastrophe has been averted. 

Also, when dealing with an ignorantic tattoo artist, stay away from foreign languages. If they can't spell it correctly in English, what makes you think it will be spelled correctly in a foreign language? Suggesting a foreign language to an ignorantic tattoo artist is like giving crack to a crack addict. Both know it is no good for them, but they just gotta take the trip. A trip that will lead to nowhere. Don't do it...save yourself the embarrassment of being detained in a foreign country because your tattoos have somehow offended someone or some government inadvertently. 

Here are more examples of people who weren't so lucky:

...and finally, look at this next infraction. This ignorantic spent so much time confused about the spelling, his misspelling became "art". The tattoo says "...and it's better to be rediculous..." This is a classic case of misplaced ignoranticism. This tattoo artist was so focused on the red rose that those thoughts transcended into the words. Moreover, the tattoo has also become red with irritation making this tattoo a truly "rediculous" mess!