New Ignorantic JOB POST: LOOKING FOR A DRIVER

Here is the job post I saw this morning:

Need a driver who can drive his own car for sedan .Work fom 5pm to 1am .Pay only $40 ..Must be responsible and preferd above the age of 30.Just license is o-k.The driver must have j p s and cellphone.

Ok...Dear Job Poster, the only folks who will reply to this post are people who truly are "preferd", and more importantly, when you find a driver who is willing to drive for you from 5 pm. - 1 am for $40 who also happens to have a "JPS", you will have hit the ignorantic JACKPOT!

Good Luck!